:p

*shoots a water bottle into the trash can* me: curry! (referencing fledgling director curry baker) guy in my class: I think u mean kobe lol me: the helicopter guy?

hop in

miyabi thighs

hghhhhh my fucking god she’s so tight it drives me insane. stupidly fucking hot.

@urgirlina hi >.<

my panties have been wet all day nggh

princess says FOLD xoxo

guys love calling me "breeding stock" in my high fantasy elf roleplays

stop flagging my butt dude

if elon musk told you to jump off a bridge would you do it?

quad dominant

ur wallet already knows where it belongs

@IdleAddictx ye i spent like 2-3 years at home doing nothing but getting high gaming and wanking, got a car + job over night change dating discourse is such a scam lol

@carianightmare yeah that's why i'm not really too worried about it. once my circumstances change its not like it'll be impossible to get a girl. but it seems impossible rn cause i'm just not really doing anything with my life and 99% of girls don't exactly find that attractive 😭😭

my family thinks i'm like crippled by anxiety when it comes to girls but i actually just don't try cause i feel pretty confident that women in their mid 20's don't want a guy who plays videos games all day and has no job and no car. like why set myself up for denial lmao

nami swannn 🍊⋆.ೃ࿔*:･ (ฅ՞•ﻌ•՞ฅ)

@IdleAddictx also ts is lowkey mad blackpilling its not abt chopped/not chopped at all, it’s legit those with cars/jobs and those without

@IdleAddictx its insane what a car and job will do tho bro icl 😭😭

Tummy + thighs

crazy how some losers get soo offended over the fact there are men out there working for me and providing for my wellbeing so i can do whatever i want and enjoy my life exactly how i want to. like… why does that upset u so much? 😹 maybe look in the mirror and accept the reality that ur place was always beneath women. i genuinely don't see anything unattractive about a man who works hard and takes pride in making a superior girl richer, happier, comfortable and spoiled. real men provide, while bitter losers sit online crying about it

I will not rest until the frontpage of every mainstream porn site has videos like "Barely legal guy gets DESTROYED in rough femdom gangbang" and "Too cute for porn boy gets TIED UP and HATEFUCKED by rough dominatrix" It'll be justice,,,,

are you seriously going to fall into my trap again? 🪤

i want ur moneyyyy

if u dont let ur gf stab u a little bit do u even love her