SUFFERING Hao - Training Captain!

“ 𝘖𝘱𝘦𝘯 𝘶𝘱 𝘺𝘰𝘶𝘳 𝘩𝘦𝘢𝘳𝘵, 𝘭𝘪𝘬𝘦 𝘵𝘩𝘦 𝘨𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘩𝘦𝘭𝘭 . “ - Hao, The Captain of the Training Team. rp/parody account #agenttwt , #abnotwt

“ should I try some enkephalin? “

@galaxychild155 “ I’ll give you FIFTY PIECES OF CANDY to bathe! “

No no Bath No Go away

What if instead of plague doctor and white night it was mulnyr doctor and mdni night and instead of healing agents and converting them into apostles he interacted with minors despite being mdni

Who wants a Hoddog? #hod

@covetusly55 // every time I think I’ve seen all the bad things with this guy it just gets worse😭😭

type of shit the training team recommends me to listen to for some reason

@kismetbullets // HAPPY HIRTHDAY RHY DIDNYOU REALLY THINK ID LET THIS DAY PASS QUIETLY? I KNOW THE KIND OF POWER YOU VIBE WITH.. THE KIND THAT KEEPS INFORMING NO MATTER WHAT! SO HERES YOUR GIFT: A PROFILE PICTURE WRAPPED IN THAT SAME AURA..

/ its my birthday so oomf got me nitro after years of avoiding it yaaayy ...Also this is my way of trying to get you to add me on the big cord ooooooo

“ ho ho ho! Merry Christmas!”

“ im going to open my own HamHamPangPang branch in the facility! Filled with my own food! “

/ Dropping this since im busy drawing yesod rn hiiiii hello

@kismetbullets “ yes eris captain 🫡 I’ll go work on something else or speak with an agent instead!”

@caringapathy . . . . atleast its somewhat reasonable, unlike A CERTAIN SOMEONE. but you are to get rid of those feelings the moment you feel them again.

“ is this a safe space to say that some abnormalities have certain qualities that make them look more appealing than others. I’d even go so far as to say they might even look attractive. “

@kismetbullets “ only on SOME DAYS WHEN I HAVENT ANY SLEEP…………….. …der Freischütz….. ON SOME OCCASIONS ONLY!!! HAHA!! “

@caringapathy absolutely.

@kismetbullets “ is this a safe space.”

@caringapathy no no you can. go on.

@kismetbullets “ ……. I can’t say. “

@caringapathy hao. which ones.

@kismetbullets / IM GOINF IMG FGOING

@caringapathy / YOUU GOT THIS JIST DO IT HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SUCCEED IN LIVE IF URE TOO SCARED TO DM!! GO!! GO!! YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE!!

@kismetbullets // THATS THE THINNNNG ITS SCARY TO DM PEOPLE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙁🙁🙁

@caringapathy / dm them asking like "hii are your commisions open?" Or something then continue on