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@jdminiatures @Anthony_V_Bruno @EuropeInvasionn @Keir_Starmer It's your fault. You voted for Brexit. This lit the fuse for a united Ireland 👏🤡

@Anthony_V_Bruno @EuropeInvasionn @Keir_Starmer

I chase heem, I baite heem, hee taisty, goode boye peach

Me and this painting stood toe to toe and took turns hoofing each other in the jersey royals for 4 weeks. It lost. I won. I still have 1/3 of a spud left! 🖕 you painting. Hi @penarthmarina sorry changed "Mair" to "on my ship, the Rocinante" @rushtheband carlbevanart.com🐬

@Maranatha7774 No, maratha, it means Trump Is the antichrist. 666 is his number, god threw the bullet that should have killed him into a retired firefighter and took his life instead. It also means you have some serious evolving to do, cognitively. Come on mudskipper, grown some arms.

@Maranatha7774 Here's a bible verse for you - Revelations 13:3.... One of the heads of the beast seemed to have had a fatal wound, but the fatal wound had been healed. The whole world was filled with wonder and followed the beast.

🔊Olympic Games: This world is experiencing its darkest and most horrible days since the satanic times of Sodom and Gomorrah! What is evil and wicked has become "good," and what is good and Christ-like has been trampled upon. For those who are NOT in Christ, it will be a time of DESTRUCTION, BUT for the Church, the time has come—we'll see our KING! Jesus says: 📖"Likewise as it was also in the days of Lot: They ate, they drank, they bought, they sold, they planted, they built; but on the day that Lot went out of Sodom it rained fire and brimstone from heaven and destroyed them all. Even so will it be in the day when the Son of Man is revealed." Luke 17:28-30 👉🏼Jesus warns us that the days leading up to His return will resemble the days of Sodom and Gomorrah. Look around— What do you see? There is NO VEIL anymore! We can see straight through—the world is no longer concealing its demonic ways! ⚖️Yes! God is not only good but also righteous. He demonstrated His justice when He dealt with Sodom and Gomorrah, two cities completely consumed by sin and wickedness. In His righteous judgment, He unleashed destruction upon them through fiery rain of brimstone. This serves as a powerful reminder of God's unwavering holiness and His absolute intolerance for unrepentant evil. 🔥The destruction of Sodom and Gomorrah is a serious reminder that God always does what is right and that sin will not go unpunished. However, it also highlights His mercy and grace, as He provided an opportunity for Lot and his family to escape the impending judgment. 🩸Just as He did back then, God will soon unleash His judgment upon this world. But before that happens, just as He rescued Lot, He will rescue those who have been made righteous by His blood. No amount of evil will delay the appointed time that God has set for His Church! 🎺On that day, at the sound of the trumpet, we will be clothed in the true armor of light, which is Jesus Christ Himself. We will be clothed with His character, His selflessness, His love, His purity, and His glory. We will be snatched away from this sick, horrible, demonic world to be forever united with Him! 🔥But those who rejected Him and trampled on His Word and His holiness will be left behind to be tested through the fire! They will face the most horrific days this world has ever seen, wishing they had never been born. 🙏🏼As Abraham interceded before God for the people of Sodom and Gomorrah, we too pray and plead with you to recognize the significance of the moment we're living today! Understand that a time will come when God will judge you, and your only refuge will be the blood of Christ. Your good works will not save you—they will never be enough. God's standard is perfection, and only through the blood of Jesus can you be made perfect in His sight. 🔊Church: The amount of evil we see in this world is a powerful reassurance that we are living in the final moments of the Church age of grace! Keep running this race of faith to win your imperishable crown, and keep looking UP! Our redemption draws near! ︵‿︵‿︵‿︵︵‿︵‿︵‿︵︵‿︵‿︵‿ ⚠️ 🔊WORLD: IT'S TIME TO BELIEVE IN JESUS, TURN FROM YOUR WAYS, AND FIND REFUGE IN HIS BLOOD! 👇🏼👇🏼👇🏼 Believe Jesus is the Son of God, who shed His blood for you, died on the cross for our sins, He was buried and resurrected during the third day, according to the Scriptures, so we can have eternal life with Him. The moment you believe in Him and that He died for your sins - you're saved, justified, sealed until the day of redemption, and rapture ready, BECAUSE HE'S COMING FOR HIS CHURCH! The Holy Spirit will come to live inside of you - He will help you, guide you, change you, and be with you FOREVER! 📖"For God so loved the world that He gave His only begotten Son, that whoever believes in Him should not perish but have everlasting life." For God did not send His Son into the world to condemn the world, but that the world through Him might be saved. He who believes in Him is not condemned; but he who does not believe is condemned already, because he has not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God." (John 3:16-18) ︵‿︵‿︵‿︵︵‿︵‿︵‿︵︵‿︵‿︵‿

@GBlayney @Olympics Vanessa Parasis eating live sparrows under a bed sheet. Eddie Mitchell, the French @cliffrichard, where is he? Ring me France I got ideas 🤙

@carlbevan @Olympics Should have been Serge Gainsbourg nonchalantly lighting the Olympic flame with the tip of his Gitanes.

The world is a stage, and Paris is a catwalk. 💅 The #OpeningCeremony is France's largest nightclub. Celebrities are showcasing young French designer talent, while DJ Barbara Butch provides the tunes. The perfect moment for the last delegations to arrive. ✨ #Paris2024

@elonmusk Fun fact.. That's an anagram of REVAMP CUNT

––––––– TRUMP VANCE ––––––– Resounds with victory

Thrilled to have made this for the commander of the Armies of the North, General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius.

Jacob Rees-Mogg is no longer a Tory MP after Labour won his seat last night. The wise guys of the Conservative Party have run out of road.

Come and have a glass of warm medium quality Aldi prosecco with me at 6:30pm for opening night @RiverfrontArts for my 2024 collection. 14 original paintings on show, runs for whole of July, cheers 🥂😍

@IndiaStephenson @Nigel_Farage @reformparty_uk Yo... Just had a word with Jesus.. He said he doesn't want anything to do with you. Also he was a brown man. You probably wouldn't like him if you met him. Also he said.. read your fucking BIBLE and he's really looking forward to sending you to hell for rejecting his teachings ✝️

Hi 👋, I’m a 32 year old female, Christian from London, living in Oxfordshire. I’m voting @Nigel_Farage and @reformparty_uk at #GeneralElection2024 Quote tweet this and pass yours on. Let’s smash the two party system. Let’s go! #VoteReformUK #NigelFarage #MBGA #Revolt

@carolvorders @peterjukes So incompetent they couldn't even manage a bit of BASIC bookie fraud. Embarrassing

@peterjukes Oh I like that name #Fluttergate Put them all them together and it gives us #Guttergate for the last 14 years

Zelenskyy’s honest opinion based on your own words - that you are “infected with Putinism” is not actionable Nigel. Waste all the money you like with Carter Ruck but you have forever bust that schtick that you are a passionate believer in free speech

@heretic101 Wishing you a speedy recovery Monsieur! 😘

@rustyrockets I think God wants you to reflect on 1 Samuel 18, verse 27 brother

How does what Paul writes in Ephesians 6 relate to what ALL of us feel?

What an incredible achievement! 🎉🙌 Everyone that helped the Art, Rock and Roll charity auction did an absolutely fantastic job, your combined effort will make a permanent impact to the fight against youth homelessness in Wales 🫶 Special thanks to @carlbevan for choosing to be a hero in every sense of the word by putting this together.

@AndrewRTDavies walesonline.co.uk/news/wales-new…

In Wales, we already know what a Labour Government means. Vote Welsh Conservative on 4th July.

Hi @Pixar can we meet? @netflix are booting my door down but prefer to work with you (zoom is fine) to discuss a 5 movie franchise? Also do you have the technology to reanimate the following for voice acting? Clive Dunn, Ivor Cutler, Charles Hawtree. Is @VinnieJones65 free? 🤠