prozac princess

not now kitten daddy’s crashing out

noooo don’t crash out you’re so sexy

I dont care that you broke your elbow type shit

why did i pick up memorial day im so silly!!!!!!

hey can someone send me 2 million dollars rq i really need to buy this house

trying to speak telepathically to the neighborhood bunnies and tell them i am a friend - not a foe

Me & bf went to a festival and someone had a live photobooth 😭😭😭😭😭

you mean to tell me i’ve been religiously ripping the skin off my fingers when i could’ve just been taking a little pill once a day? you win again, big pharma

@ruckusthejacob cleaned out the garden box out front so it’s ready for plants 👀

Looking through the seasonal plant section at Costco, I’ve become fully domesticated

was picking weeds and accidentally picked up a snake !

@efelbs ily your time is coming 🫶🏻

@efelbs nooooo i know it’s so hard out there but something will stick!!!!🥺

@efelbs time to change career paths girl!

the one day i wear my personal scrubs instead of the hospital scrubs i have a patient vomit in the ct tube and a necrotizing fasciitis patient

not to be a capricorn but to think all my career growth has happened bc i submitted my resume on CRAIGSLIST for a “front desk superstar” role

i know my friends are real bc all of them said not to dye my hair black. my fiancé, however, is praying on my downfall

Got a few extra tckts to ternion tonight at cervs, unfortunately not feeling too great, below face value, just don’t want them to go to waste!

girls will see this and say hell yeah

i feel like the bangs aren’t really banging anymore