carmen ⎕

oh my god I love the 1975

requested an archive of my twitter and all my old posts from college etc like a little diary. when I can download that I will be gone. it's been real. my bluskee is carmbern.

I have worked in the infectious disease field for 10 yrs, all through the first t**** era. I'll continue to work even if mr. brainworm tries to burn it down. there are so many people in public service who will continue to fight the good fight for y'all. remember that.

what the fuck

I have to yell one more time that voting is not a zero sum game. We need to have discussions. That option is removed with Tr*mp. We need to vote to get closer to the world we want, even if it's a small step. Please youth, go vote for Harris. PLEASE. We need you.

@hauntslashbex I think so. Although I haven't seen anyone layering polos on top of polos yet.

@carmenoclock No they’re not back are they?!

I'm sorry to whatever is trendy right now but you will never catch me in a polo shirt ever again

@balladfan happy happy birthday!!!

Balloons!

I fear it's time for me to redownload the apps and start dating again everyone pray for my sanity thank you

11 years ago

old man yells at cloud

same q but fred again. why is everyone coming to the cities on WEDNESDAYS. I need to SLEEP.

why is dora jar on a wednesday. in st. paul. what do you want me to do. please.

The rewards of The mortifying being loved ordeal of being known

related - is anyone going to his show at target center? we gonna rave on a wednesday

I just looked up what fred again looks like and I fear I'm in love with yet another british boy

I couldn't make it over a hurdle if my life depended on it

every single person in track and field is a signed model?? like does track give you a perfect face?? is it the wind shaping your cheekbones as you run??? wtf??? they are going straight from the track to the paris runway after this.

I have taught my dog to put two paws on the balance beam so she is going to be ready for LA 2028

cryin in the club rn (watching random olympic sports)

first 30 Rock predicted milf manor and now Veep has predicted...well...everything. we must listen to female SNL alumni. they are our prophets.