caroline wenzl

Anyone else rip their mask off when they get in to the car like they’ve just finished a disappointing surgery on Grey’s Anatomy

Today, we honor the sacrifice & memory of Riley Howell, who was truly a Hero Among Us. Live like Riley today: Do More, Fear Less. Thank you Riley, for being a true hero. We miss you fiercely. GF Tribute: ow.ly/rmta50zsVuX Riley Howell Foundation: ow.ly/QqBT50zsVuY

How many birthdays are there. 365 or 7 billion

me, a 15 year old virgin with no romantic prospects: ohhhhh YES this song is going on the sex playlist

Why the fuck did I buy a 2020 planner

@amanda8961 this is the best tweet i’ve seen to date

imagine ur on the bachelor. it’s hometowns. u both enter buncombe county. u go on a romantic date at lake julian watching the smoke stacks n pollution, eat at french fryz, take a long walk around bp & then kiss on the center of tc roberson football fields. u do NOT get a rose.

the only reason i’m trustworthy whatsoever is that I literally forget everything people tell me because i’m probably not paying attention like there’s just a monkey playing accordion in my brain

~unoriginal~ yeah breakups suck but have you ever grown apart from your best friend?

TikTok of the year. twitter.com/officerdaddo/s…

I do not want to graduate from college. I am very good at college. Drinking on weekdays? I am good at that! Skipping classes to snuggle in my heated blanket? I excel at this! Cramming several weeks worth of material then regurgitating it the next day for an exam? I am an expert!

and i hope this next year you run to what fills your heart and run away from what drains it

Hope everyone had a good #Halloween ! Lots of love from Cheer Bear, The Grinch, Max and Buck Daniels...

stfu 😂😂

BREAKING: Multiple sources have confirmed that President Trump plans to step down from his office as President of the United States effective at noon on Monday, January 20, 2025.

it’s okay to not get into a college. it’s okay to not get a bid. it’s okay to not make an A on that test. it’s okay to fail, and it’s also okay to be honest about it.

@kassidieaniah so happy for you, you deserve the world ❤️

This mama just got full custody!!!! I am so happy right now and so so grateful!! Thank you God!

I think I’m color blind bc I constantly ignore red flags