caro (met drew gilbert)

the FOX broadcast is literally like “each dodger player has won a Nobel peace prize and also a gold medal this year” and then “the giants players yesterday were found eating out of a dumpster behind oracle park”

just realized that watching baseball is optional

director of ml pitching being in all lowercase is lowkey frying me

Man, even when the Giants hit a home run, it's not a home run.

@mecklerbetter THE OPERA SINGER?!

Rays second baseman:

@susanslusser Frank Anderson did but idk who else 😭 what a silly call

well, Vitello is still in the dugout. Two coaches maybe tossed? indication was two guys were ejected.

@sfgemmett I thought Tony did but he’s still there if

@carokell I have no idea

WHATS HAPPENING

what the hell is going on 😭

victor glover top 5 cal poly alum ever

@fortnitewh0re3 no this is cute I’m going to crochet it

@itsgirlcartman HAHA

i think the worst part about dalton rushing is that he just looks like this

THANK GOD IM NOT IN HIS LEAGUE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@YoruKnowsBall Thanks twin!!! 😍😍😍

@carokell I’d take a salad big one

@bo5756317715461 @jayyskywalker_ thank you for choosing a sweaty picture of me at a spring training game in Arizona! Post your face next so we can compare 🤗

@jayyskywalker_ @carokell bro actually kind of looks like dalton 😂

@BayAreaTrev North Korea flag is frying me

Worst closer in the league and it’s not even close

@BradyHo34136718 @BKM131313 Yeah I look cute in this!!! Ty 🥰🥰🥰

@carokell @BKM131313 Lmao

@JTaterz early career manny <<<<<<<<<< manny now

@carokell Shit at least it wasn’t Manny Machado. Manny ended a solid career bc of that shit

@yamdreaming @BKM131313 It’s always the profiles without photos that speak the most on other people’s appearances

@BKM131313 @carokell Post face

@alli_oopsie Spreading dodger hate one tweet at a time

@carokell damn, caro hit tweet