Caroline Cliff

A thread on why it’s the photographer not the camera

Eeeeek so proud of you!!!

never trust a dog owner that uses a retractable leash

Sleepy Joe:

@JeffisTallguy @Eth0mp /:

Your 3rd @ has to stop everything they're doing and commit to a life at sea. They will grieve once they realize the permanence of their new environment, but soon their memories will be overshadowed with new purpose as they seek the sunken knowledge of the First Ones. No cheating!

Y’all ever cook something really embarrassing and reconsider your ability to have a family

Saw a bumper sticker that read “defend the police and defund the media” and it’s like homie that’s a military totalitarian state ???? Sos

@gotabs23 The only good idea you’ve ever had

fish bowl wine glasses

the pandemic is hard but what’s really gonna break me is needing to make a stupid little dinner every single night

Y’all have been spared IG is live again

So do I have to post thirst traps on Twitter now?

I tweet for the short girls who reached their full height of 5“2 at age 11 and then just kinda watched everyone else keep growing

@txgerlily Losers

when i post bathing suit pics on insta ♥️

@gotabs23 Relax

i don’t miss let alone miss you

@Uber for the love of god lower your prices and connect me with a driver who won’t cancel on me so I’m not constantly late to everything 🥵

@shaydeekatie Or expect you to check in on them but don’t check in on you 🌚💫

BIG NEWS: I’ve just introduced legislation in Congress calling for a four-day work week. It’s well past time that Americans have more time to live their lives, and not just work. Retweet if you agree, we need to make this a reality.

@Eth0mp As the youngins would say — I am lit off my ass!!!!!! Simply cannot wait baby!!

This is so sappy and lame but my fiancé saw our venue in person today for the first time and I could cry I’m so happy

Today, the 5 most vaccinated states (14M people) had 580 people in hospital, 12 deaths In the 5 least vaccinated states (16M people)? 6,600 hospitalized, 104 deaths Per capita , least vaccinated states have 10X hospitalizations and 7X deaths So yeah, vaccines are working