Carp Blanche

‘She’s not the brightest button in the shed’

@AbiFaro Beats cold and wet

@carpblanche No one likes being cold and dry, tbf

‘We need to manage this - we don’t want to leave people cold and dry.’

‘I’d be chomping on your heels’

‘The egg doesn’t fall far from the tree’

‘I’m banging out emails like nobody’s tomorrow’

‘He took his eye off the gas’

‘You play with fire, you get your arse tickled.’

‘Heimlich remover’

‘The window is a soul to your eyes’

‘Sorry if you get a whift of it’

‘I’m not the brightest spark in the book tonight’

‘Sharp as a button, bright as a knife’

‘Tony Carvery’

‘That dog has a nuzzle on’

‘Put the door on the hatch’

I’ve just found out the saying is not ‘for pigs sake’ 🤦‍♀️ who the hell is Pete anyway? Mine makes more sense. @carpblanche

‘Gotta go, I’m in supply’

‘Rest bite’