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My high school football team merged with what used to be our extreme rival team. What is this world coming to 😂

Hayao Miyazaki and Studio Ghibli have made #GoldenGlobes history. THE BOY AND THE HERON is the first Japanese animated film ever to win Best Motion Picture - Animated! Congratulations to Hayao Miyazaki and Studio Ghibli, and thank you for this tremendous honor!

I'm a middle aged mom. Naturally Facebook thinks I'm super interested in Stanley cups 🙄

@DenceSteven Just realized this year that he is also the voice of our Latke Larry

Airing of grievances under way. Next up, feats of strength.

As if my targeted ads weren't nerdy already, signing my son up for the dungeons and dragons website has really put it over the top. 🤣 #wtf_is_a_paladin

@lawdawgkj LOL - you know @DJFuzzyPants would never approve of the purchase of colored TP ;)

@carrievision I thought you were talking about TP

Was checking out near someone at Target that bought 4 rolls of the same paper and it was monochromatic white. I'm sorry but I get sick of looking at the paper before I even finish 1 roll, let alone 4 boring rolls :( I hope they're wrapping 1 super huge gift!

Pretty sure I just ate a rabbit hay pellet thinking it was a piece of granola from my yogurt.... #stillfiber #hopefullywontdie #bunnymom

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Fresh International Market - Raleigh on Google: Opens this Saturday! posts.gle/3uMjgY

@scottykummer Ouch! Feel better soon

She’s cute. But she tripped me and now I’m at the ER with a broken rib. I still love her.

New Asian grocer Fresh International Market coming soon to Raleigh’s Brier Creek.

@hollywoodfeed your Christmas decorations are up way too early in Raleigh, NC! 😭

The way home was sitting next to a dude with altitude sickness who was barfing for 6 hours. Don't know which was worse honestly.. @PLAYairlines I know it wasn't your fault! 😂

Good ways to spend a 6hr flight: letting your kid scream and run up and down the aisles; practicing your Italian opera skillz

Type your name into the gif bar and that's your halloween costume this year. Not really surprised - is this a trunk or treat friendly costume? 🤣 Yay pig blood