carson 🔞

all these hollanovers talking about "ilya bladder control" this, "shane omorashi partaker" that while it was trendy, but totally gone now... MY CULTURE IS NOT YOUR COSTUME!!

@randompissguy Ohhh whisper app, how I miss you 🥲

I think the dream would be having a person nearby with a piss kink that I could just meet up with and have an entire day of piss-filled adventures. Is that too much to ask for?

@desp_urgency maybe some rapid desperation today? 👀 the fun of a hold but less time spent stressing your bladder

Yesterday's hold was fun and it's tempting to do another one today. I do need to go at the moment, and I haven't decided how long I'm gonna wait... #omorashi #peedesperation #desperatetopee #fullbladder

here is almost 6 minutes of me absolutely soaking my blue jeans <3. i hope you like it just as much as i did🤭 #omorashi #pantswetting #wettingmyjeans #peeingmyself #peeingmypants #wetjeans

nutting and busting and creaming

@acdhollanov by bzzert archiveofourown.org/works/82049151 by KorgInc (my fav from the series) archiveofourown.org/works/80622821 by Just_another_phenOMOnon archiveofourown.org/works/77906666 by bellumcatilinae archiveofourown.org/works/73294226 and last but certainly not least, x.com/i/status/20340…

just answered all of these with a smile on my face (someone please link me some fics bc i read watersports fics in my other fandom but none for hollanov yet and now i need to)

my final take. ilya again. those videos where guys piss up their chests? he without a doubt likes that. shane pants pisser, ilya self pisser.

He's ready. Ilya is like Surely it can't be That hard. then genuinely, completely accidentally pisses himself when Shane is maybe 3/4 to his limit. Rest assured that he is relentlessly (and lovingly) mocked as he has to regularly go piss throughout the rest of Shane's hold

I think Ilya is a true accidental pisser. like maybe one of the times he's a little mean to Shane, Shane's like "hold it then. Next time? you and me, 1v1" but Mr Master Piss Holder knows what he's doing. He does his kegels. He followed the capacity increase training plan to a tee

↑ on a scale where 1 is the best, the absolute crem de la crem

coming in with a scorching take: ilya in terms of partaking in it, shane 100%. but i think ilya enjoys watching/controlling/etc more than shane enjoys actually doing it. like i think if they ranked their top 10 non-sex sex activities, shane would give it a 6-7 and ilya a 4

@hollanovrryy that's real bestieism

hey so why does cliff just randomly send ilya porn whats that about

hollanov omorashi i wrote for shits and giggles 🔗archiveofourown.org/works/81389806

@hudpits the 10 seconds before it starts cooling off are blissful

@carson45296771 that’s after the horny wears off

ok thats it im going to go sleep and dream abt shane whimpering as he cant hold it anymore and pisses all over himself

when im being #real it just sounds like i finished running the mile

@tummy_kisser that's for the buyers🤫

how do guys moan and whimper so much when jerking off? Like u really love urself that much??

everyone should learn what omorashi means because it’s very different from just a normal piss kink and the videos of people just pissing under omorashi tags makes me sad. where’s the desperation???

buying a hitachi wand is all fun and games until you realize you have to find a place to store your 2ft vibrator

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