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@carsonstrash

basically me shitting on my phone and hitting post

socal/nyc, 21 Katılım Ağustos 2019
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carson@carsonstrash·
hiiii
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carson@carsonstrash·
at what step in AA do you get revenge
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carson@carsonstrash·
mm i wonder if there's gonna be outfit reveals
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patrick star@bledtilicried·
How flirting feels
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carson@carsonstrash·
@gaga_snail maybe also the mysterious body issues you always seem to be suffering from
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ꃓꈢ@gaga_snail·
do you think that accidentally having a small amount of liquid mercury exposed to the open air in my bedroom for a few years could have contributed to my perceived intellectual decline and worsening mental state
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josh@langranglerr·
Wait why did they cancel this??? Such short notice? Omg
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ꃓꈢ@gaga_snail·
my birthday being in 3 days….
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carson@carsonstrash·
gonna make a new drink called the Keke Palmer, to replace the Arnold Palmer. not sure what it'll be yet
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ꃓꈢ@gaga_snail·
@carsonstrash try eating a nice hamburger and having a glass of water :)
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carson@carsonstrash·
severe malnourishment and not being sober for 2 months has me feeling kinda weird
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I eat short people
I eat short people@UnderwearStain·
Farted so hard on the bus my entire spinal cord fired out my asshole like a spear and it impaled the bus driver through his chest
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carson@carsonstrash·
@bledtilicried you deserve more likes for your awesome music taste abd insightful yet silly takes and dog photos
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patrick star@bledtilicried·
The way I only get likes when I post vaguely gooned out content
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carson@carsonstrash·
random twink event
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