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@saniyafatma1278 Ima just say it. You calling it a $20 patch home depot repair and yet i aint see you goin to home depot and repairing it. Business is business

I'm losing my mind. I called a handyman to fix this one small hole. He had the nerve to quote me $600! For what?! A $20 patch kit from Home Depot? He's trying to tell me he has to 'cut a new square,' 're-tape the seams,' and 'paint the entire wall' to blend it. What a joke! Does he really think I'm that dumb?! He's just trying to scam me into paying for a full day's work for a 30-minute job.

@ShamashAran Its not that deep. Woooty doo

i'm going to guess that the guy mowed his neigthbors lawn once and he called the cops over it or something even stupider

@samtripoli Well thats what living in poverty and poor education does? Ya know which minorities are forced to be stuck in often. But hey as a black man, you do you

@ok6ixx Ya know. Sometimes saying “i dont know. Can you give me ten minutes to think” helps

My boyfriend asked me what I wanted for dinner. I said, "I don't care, you pick." He suggested pizza. I said, "We had pizza two days ago." He said, "Okay, what about pasta?" I said, "Too heavy." He said, "Sushi?" I said, "Not in the mood." He put his phone down, looked at me, and said, "You clearly do care." And he was right. I did care. I just didn't want to be the one to decide. But I also didn't want any of his suggestions. Which I realize now is incredibly annoying. He said, "Just tell me what you want and I'll order it." I said, "I genuinely don't know." He said, "Then I'm ordering pizza." I said, "Fine." He ordered pizza. And when it arrived, I ate it and didn't complain. Because sometimes you don't actually care what you eat. You just care that someone else makes the decision. And then you veto their decision three times before...... before pretending you never had an opinion in the first place. My boyfriend has learned to just pick something and commit. And I've learned to either speak up or stay quiet. Mostly I stay quiet. And eat the pizza.

@dissident42069 @Lordmiles Nah but your ancestors did lol

@Lordmiles Yup. They don't even make eye contact. It's like you personally owned their great grandparents or something.

Do you ever just say “hi” or “hey how are you?” to a black / brown cashier and they remain silent during the entire transaction? What’s up with that? Happened to me 3 times this morning

@Lordmiles @dissident42069 There it is. Woop. Lord miles wants slavery

@dissident42069 I wish I did

@Lordmiles I just assume people aint wanna talk or aint in a goodplace.

@AntiWokeMemes The one she uses? As a ciswoman. My gods yall are fuckin obsessed with pronouns while being transphobic

@MbarkCherguia Uh take her to the hospital? Fr

Uber driver finishes the ride… turns around… and sees THIS in the backseat 😭 New level of “OH HELL NO” unlocked. What do you even do?? Call 911? Sell the car on the spot? Move countries??

@desi0re Its a repeat of meme i saw earlier. Lol. Way to steal lol

Changed my Netflix password after a breakup and got this text from her dad😭

@WorkElizab Can women and men be friends platonically. The age old question except with bs marriage thrown in lol

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@Syraavibes What you really meant by a little softness is being lowkey abusive vibes

If you’re 23+ and unmarried, wtf are you doing???

@Syraavibes Being a human who isn’t obsessed about marriage as a title

@RealJoeyStorm You’re still on here. Guess that means you one of em

X is home to the dumbest MF’s on Earth…..*sigh* therefore I must go. I don’t belong.

@RealJoeyStorm @Ac7ionMann @TheJoeySwoll @X Also. Trans people have a right to live and exist without your desire to bully and berate. This isnt highschool. We dont act like dicks cus we aint like something. Try it sometime white boy joey

@Ac7ionMann @TheJoeySwoll @X There’s no such thing as “transphobia” you idiot. People have a right to think that bullshit is weird as fuck because it is

Hey @X is this a joke? I call out inappropriate behavior and content in gyms but there is NEVER any nudity and if there is, I cover it up. Millions of views which YOU get paid for and not even a discussion? There was no “thorough” review. Just one email and DONE. Do better X…

@RealJoeyStorm @Ac7ionMann @TheJoeySwoll @X Ever heard of bigotry? You may as well say racism dont exist either lol

@fredalmeidaai @victorfyt I bet you think hitting is always the answer lol

@Hania16836 A woman. 🤷🏽‍♂️?

Jake and Finn from state farm

@tii_bag @KeruboSk Not really. Fix your insecurities

@KeruboSk Its something most of us men are scared of

Date canceled. He said he wouldn't want a wife who earns more than he does.