Chris MooMan Nyarady

BREAKING: Saruman breaks ties with Sauron. Says he is shocked by Sauron's "rhetoric." Quoted saying: "Mordor is better than this."

Welp. The owner of this site did a Nazi salute at the inauguration. I've been using this account sparingly, but think that's my cue to leave. See y'all on bluer skies. Account won't be deleted. I'll just leave it to fester and rot. Like a metaphor.

Everyone go check out the short film from Every Frame a Painting!! They frickin' killed it! youtube.com/watch?v=Mfz6tj…

The first of five shows I'll be acting in will happen this February....which is sneaking up fast! I'll be part of the ensemble in Waitress with Kelowna Actors Studio. It's great to be back on the stage. kelownaactorsstudio.com/event/waitress

Anyone else pissed Google shoves their shitty AI in as the first result on searches? I asked Google how to remove the AI from being used in every search, and the AI told me it can't be deactivated. This is officially the closest we've come to 2001: A Space Odyssey.

My ★★★½ review of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on Letterboxd boxd.it/8bxa63

My ★★★½ review of Beverly Hills Cop on Letterboxd boxd.it/7QC7Pv

I think the real reason why I don't use TikTok is because I'm constantly insulted by what the algorithm puts in the "For You" section. Bitch, you don't know me!

"...and everybody knows that the sequel's never quite as good." - The Muppets

I had one child trick or treat at my apartment tonight. A small white boy dressed as Black Panther. He took 5 full sized chocolate bars. Happy Halloween.

Cosplay is the only community where you'll have the most extroverted outfits on the most introverted people.

Krabby Patty review. This is what Plankton's been searching for this entire time? A mid hamburger?? This is really nothing to write home about. And everyone knows the Krabby Patty has four pickles, not three. Come on Wendy's get it together

My ★★★★ review of Jennifer's Body (2009) on @letterboxd: boxd.it/7vbAPB

Her: So what's a Krabby Patty made out of? Me: Beef. Her: So it's less weird for underwater creatures to eat beef rather than eating crab? Me: ... 🤔

Me: did you know Wendy's has a Krabby Patty for SpongeBob's 25th anniversary? Fiancee: Ooo, does it have crab?! Me: No, his boss is a crab,that'd be weird.

My ★★★★ review of An American Werewolf in London (1981) on @letterboxd: boxd.it/7svJBr

My ★★★½ review of Lisa Frankenstein (2024) on @letterboxd: boxd.it/7rxYEl

When one door closes, another door opens. And when that door closes, another door opens. And another. And another. I think this place is haunted.

Today I discovered I had the Wikipedia article for Shrek bookmarked.....how long has that been there?!