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@etirabys Oh, this feels worse for me, because if my problems are my own fault, then I don't deserve any sympathy

I was in a bad mood after I failed to assemble a furniture due to being stupid, but then I realized most of my life problems now are due to my own personal stupidity. This actually seems like a hallmark of a great life. I cheered up.

@array_hog i kinda think intelligence leads to curiosity. If your mind can handle more stuff you naturally become interested in more stuff. I notice I'm less curious on days when I'm stupid due to sleep deprivation

Curiosity. Curiosity leads to intelligence. But curiosity about people leads to *attunement*. That's what I'd value in a partner, more specifically than just kindness

@ChefMiew @Baobableaf @dundereloise It's not a prediction unless you give a date

@Baobableaf @caryatis @dundereloise Soon you'll be praying for a taste of meat I predict some type of corn/soy protein meal bar being the only affordable food soon.

Horseshoe Theory of Gross Animal Parts Both the poor & the rich eat gross animal parts. Poor: tongue, tripe, oxtail. Rich: foie gras, escargot, caviar. But tongue & foie gras arent different in kind, theyre just eaten by diff. groups for historical reasons + economic happenstance

Okay the fanfiction is going crazy. We're shipping Trump and Takaichi. Trumpichi. 💕🌸

14k Nephrite Shrimp pin

Futurama: I'm back, baby! -You're back from the dead? I'm back from lots of stuff.

me and who

Life pro tip. Not enough people talk about this. The secret to having a "fulfilling" life is doing new things. Radically doing new things. Consistently. Every day. New activities, people, goals, even something as simple as trying new foods. Life feels longer when you're a kid because every day is packed with almost infinite amount of new learning. As you get older, you've already acclimated to your environment, the new inputs stop, so your perception of time speeds up drastically. You fall into routine, which is a time accelerant. If you want to feel like you have a long infinite lifespan, like you did as a child, you MUST be having new experiences, which slows time down.

@Pandora_Delaney LOL etiquette writers can relate. Your qualification is self-assurance!

Can you imagine my dismay, upon finally becoming Dr. Bimbo, to learn that there are precisely zero credentials required to be a slut with a blog? And that you can just start a podcast and no one will stop you. What a world!

@alyssaleann yes and "I like that dress on you" ...because I wore the dress I knew you'd like

At least once or twice a week, my husband will be excited for a recipe I’ve chosen, and I’m like, “darling man. love of my life. big ol’ dummy. I chose it specifically to delight you” Making dinner together most nights is my favorite part of the day

@amaldorai What was her deal

@caryatis I knew a woman who had massive male interest in her… at a party, half the guys were obsessed with her. She was overweight and very average looking. She even got a GI Jane haircut once and it seemed to change nothing

These “how to be attractive” posts always make me sad. They’re correct I think but it’s hard to believe that i could get something as magical and powerful as Love by something as shallow as doing more glute exercises or buying a new hair product (what is this Olaplex thing tho?) And also there’s the part of me that deeply thinks no one will love me and i’m just making myself pathetic by trying at all

@MadelaineLucyH He’s doing an unattractive goofyface. But with a more normal expression he’d be fine!

Am I in another reality because this guy is very attractive imo? Smooth clear skin, tall, well dressed, smart glasses, cheerful demeanour, strong build, nice face? I’d be flattered if he liked me

If you name your hotel Utopia you’re really raising expectations there

My soul

@TaliaGraceSable It is kind of absurd to postulate a single correct waist to hip ratio for all body types

Remarking on the current thing: our appearance comminicates. If we all hotmaxx for the generic average, we've lost a vital avenue for communicating who we are Improving appearance has generalities (smooth skin + slim better) but is mostly specific to your unique look + identity

@FeralPHunter @BovrilG Sounds like something a person from twitter would say

sleeping with someone from twitter is negative 100 bodies

NEWS ALERT: The Education Department is handing off a portion of its student loan portfolio to the Treasury Department, as Trump administration officials continue to dismantle the federal education agency. wtop.com/education/2026…

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