Kade

Never knew this about myself until now, I guess I’m cockasian?

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary #IStillHateTheNameX #WhosIdeaWasThatBTW #Twitter4L

@NicolasReuter3 Freezer

Who actually makes it through an entire loaf of bread before it expires

Black screen heavy pouring rain 💣💥⚡️Screaming Thunder⚡️💥💣 Sleep & relaxation

Eating some very unripe strawberries rn, this is so annoying I actually hate it so much. Gonna invent a spray that instantly ripens fruit. I’ll get back to you when I figure it out. Hit me up if you have any biochemists you can put me in contact with, I need to mastermind.

Just had a hilarious April fools ideas. Hire a mechanic to change one of your friends volume knobs in their car to be the shifter instead, that will give them a surprise haha

Everyone starts somewhere. I think 2025 is the year of learning how to mastermind for me.

Putting on some chap stick and read the instructions casually. “If ingested immediately contact poison control” bro… what. Don’t women on average eat the equivalent of 3 sticks of lipstick a year or something? Like obviously this chapstick is getting ingested.

Literally me

I’ve never seen kung fu panda

Oh my god

Once I figure out a type of butter that can be refrigerated and is spreadable out the get, it’s over.

@NicolasReuter3 I’ve thought about this before, it literally doesn’t make any cents…

It makes no sense that a dime is smaller than a nickel and also a penny.

Oh my god…

@NicolasReuter3 Bros interaction farming

Ice Spice Dunkin’ Donuts Pumpkin MUNCHKINS ® drink>>>> #ad

Me looking at the McDonald’s employee enjoy a McFlurry on their break after telling me the machine was broken

@NiecPhommahaxay He’s a gambling man

I don’t wanna sign off ,

The bouncer tells you that you look like dahmer it means you gotta change your look…

How are you

How do you make corn flakes just tell me already