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Los Angeles Katılım Ekim 2020
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Colgate accidentally sold me an electric toothbrush head without the planned obsolescence built in and now I’m feeling like Josh Brolin in No Country For Old Men
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My friend told me he has the new Amontillado flavored juul pods and he invited me to come over and try them. Nice 👍
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Justin Decloux@DeclouxJ·
When he sings, "I want my baby back... baby back.. baby back...", he's calling out for his child, who will never return to him... because he ate them.
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The Lunch Podcast
The Lunch Podcast@LunchPodcastLOL·
TFW a new Lunch Podcast episode is coming out soon.........
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They hired me to write an extra set of Conclave jokes for the Oscars in case the pope dies before the ceremony
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Gotta give credit where it’s due: when you need a surface on which to slice a piece of bread in half, a cutting board can’t be beat 💯
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Breaking: Trump signs executive order reverting all Agatha Christie novels to their original titles
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keeesha ♣️@keeeshahere·
I’m about to delete this app🤦🏽‍♀️
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One thing nobody wants to admit about falling asleep at the wheel is that it’s a great way to get some shut-eye
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@OfficialOrville I’m the person who commented saying “Jill Stein voters are about to find out!” even though mathematically Jill Stein had no impact on Biden’s results
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