ashleigh :)

“You know Facebook moms??? I’m like a TikTok teenager”

lesbian visibility week starting on 4/20 it was made for the lesbian stoners

you 😭 can 😭 hear 😭 josh 😭😭 so 😭clearly 😭😭😭

if your 11 y/o daughter currently isn’t… 1. building an efficient spy network 2. advantageous alliance maxxing 3. geopolitical history maxxing then it’s time to find a new circle. abandon your daughter. remember, your network is your net worth ✅

Not us thinking we had been subtle about it 😭

Girlfriend laying on me topless while I get to rub her neck and shoulders I think I might be in heaven

Why is Jeff Goldblum always talking like he has a scheme

who is this diva

I LOVE MY GF I LOVE MY GF I LOVE MY GF I LOVE MY GF I LOVE MY GF I LOVE MY GF I LOVE MY GF I LOVE MY GF I LOVE MY GF I LOVE MY GF I LOVE MY GF I LOVE MY GF I LOVE MY GF I LOVE MY GF I LOVE MY GF I LOVE MY GF I LOVE MY GF I LOVE MY GF I LOVE MY GF I LOVE MY GF I LOVE MY GF I LOVE

gay: i’m gay autistic: i’m autistic gay and autistic: i really love twenty one pilots

when i die cremate me and put my nose ring on the urn like a charm i’m not going without it

The priorities on vacation go as follows: 1. Jujutsu Kaisen 2. Girlfriend

“you’re allowed to relax, you know” unfortunately i cannot do that. Otherwise they will get me

“I need one molecule of milk and one whole cookie” “What’s milk”

mi novia es la persona mas hermosa del universo

world’s pickiest eater but my girlfriend will ALWAYS be on my safe foods list 🙂‍↕️

when the worst person you know starts reading your fav book

saying i love you to my girlfriend doesn’t feel like enough. i have to take my heart out of my chest and give it to her. all bloody and beating !!! for her!!!