cassy

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cassy

@cassafrasstea

Pet dogs get money. Senior Product Designer @onemedical. Rice '17. Opinions are my own and do not reflect the views of my employer. She/her.

Austin, TX Katılım Nisan 2013

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cassy@cassafrasstea·3 Kas

I swear @ladygaga made eye contact with me last night and I don’t care if it was an illusion given the lights and her glittery eyeshadow because my soul is still returning to its resting place within my body

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cassy@cassafrasstea·20 Eyl

Rice kids who lived off campus sneaking into the serveries ate like this. Getting several days’ worth of food at a time. #unconventionalwisdom

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cassy@cassafrasstea·11 Eyl

Sorry I’m late; I had to field all the medspa interest callbacks from Sunday’s depressive episode

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cassy@cassafrasstea·9 Eyl

Reply with names that have nicknames with very different vibes. I’ll start: 👹 🦁 ☠️ Leo 🤪🤓👞 Leonard

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cassy@cassafrasstea·7 Eyl

@CartoonsHateHer It’s giving Shaggy from Scooby Doo

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Cartoons Hate Her!@CartoonsHateHer·6 Eyl

Everlane sends me emails like “the viral ultra-flattering pants we can’t keep in stock!” and I click and these are the pants

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cassy@cassafrasstea·5 Eyl

The editor deserves credit for making this have any energy at all lol but also yes this is the scene that made me break down and start watching this godforsaken show

enzo@amaybetino

this scene alone carried me through two seasons of foolishness

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cassy@cassafrasstea·4 Eyl

Yo there are ALLIGATOR LIZARDS in the air?!

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Heben Nigatu@hebennigatu·4 Eyl

Y’all don’t appreciate whimsy enough for me. Have you no sense of wonder?

Michael ✡︎@micieb

Reason #39677500 why to move out of New York City.

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cassy@cassafrasstea·26 Ağu

I saw a mom and adult daughter duo crying in the car and holding hands listening to “What Was I Made For” just really feeling the music (HEB parking lot). Love that for them.

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Tom Zohar@TomZohar·22 Ağu

International opera sensation Christine Daaé has parted ways with her manager The Phantom (aka Opera Ghost), Billboard reports

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cassy@cassafrasstea·21 Ağu

Fun Fact: The AI that wrote “Last Voyage of the Demeter” was trained on the “Titanic” script!

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cassy@cassafrasstea·10 Ağu

When cats stretch and do a quick lil full body vibrate 🥹

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greer@greerdraws·6 Ağu

thank you tmnt mutant mayhem for letting women be horribly disgusting retched mutant creatures. i love them

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cassy@cassafrasstea·5 Ağu

In this receptionist fit? She obliterated.

Lizzie McGuire@ImLizzieM

20 years ago today on August 4, 2003, Hilary Duff crashed the premiere of Freaky Friday to spite Lindsay Lohan during their feud

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cassy@cassafrasstea·4 Ağu

I love this human sm

Remi Wolf@remiwolf

ON THE RADAR freestyle 💚

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Justin Lever ❤️⚾️@JustinLever3·1 Ağu

Please bring back the permanent navigation bar at the bottom of the screen

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cassy@cassafrasstea·1 Ağu

@Watchers_Group Scanner says they’ve brought in K9 and are searching construction sites in the area. Between all the units and the chopper, this has gotta be big?

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