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@TeriuwuTeri @PerversePossum @TakeAstanned @HunterTripped @Awk20000 DOE isn’t even education. We probs should’ve spent more 🤡

Caleb Hammer on those paying $20 per lunch to get fast food “Pack a sandwich”

@TakeAstanned @PerversePossum @HunterTripped @Awk20000 That IS what liberals push for. Fox News just doesn’t talk about that because it doesn’t get you fired up in the same way “they wanna kill babies” does.

@PerversePossum @HunterTripped @Awk20000 I don’t disagree with that sort of investment. If only that’s what liberals pushed for instead of just killing babies, mutilating children and endless immigration.

@Tg_Moscow @luxemiaa Even if not about control, it speaks volumes about how he communicates which is equally a no in my book. It would’ve been so easy to say “you wanna just share fries”

Or maybe… just maybe… he assumed sharing food on a date was normal human behavior and not the opening chapter of a dictatorship. Some of you turn every awkward moment into a full psychological documentary. “He canceled my fries” somehow became: “He will control my wardrobe, my future and probably my blood type by date three.” Meanwhile the guy was probably just trying to avoid paying for two portions of fries sitting on the same table. Not every man making a small decision is “controlling.” Sometimes it’s just social clumsiness. Sometimes it’s confidence. And sometimes people are so used to individualism that basic sharing now feels like oppression. If canceled fries emotionally ended the date, the relationship was never surviving real problems anyway.

I went on a date and ordered a salad and fries. That was my meal. The waiter wrote it down and moved on to him. He asked, “Does the club sandwich come with fries?” The waiter said yes. He said, “Great, I’ll have the club.” Then he looked at the waiter and said, “And you can cancel her fries.” My fries. The fries I had specifically ordered for myself. Canceled without discussion, as if he had full legal authority over my potato decisions. I just sat there staring at him. This man had known me for maybe 20 minutes and was already editing my order. I asked why he did that. He said, “You can just have some of mine.” That was not the point. First of all, I wanted my own fries. Second, I do not want to negotiate over side dishes with a man I barely know. And.,......

@jctrader73 @eveforamerica If she likes lobster and steak and likes the way you cook it AND you clean up after yourself. Then it’s a good idea

@eveforamerica Was going to make my wife steak and lobster. Bad idea?

This is hilarious. “What mom doesn’t want for Mother’s Day”

@GamingWithNuke @zabriskieepoint @ABC Yes but norovirus is totally different and extremely common

No, something like this happening, has only happened a few times in history, especially with a virus that only spreads from rodent feces, for the fact that it’s continued to spread is extremely alarming, especially with it having a high mortality rate. I just looked it up and only 2 other times in history has this happened on a cruise ship, with this specific virus.

More than 100 people have been sickened in a norovirus outbreak on board a Caribbean Princess cruise, according to the CDC. abcnews.link/NFXWCpR

@maiab Yeah this is wild this would cover a qualified nanny even in high cost of living areas! I’m in a “low wage” state, although higher city, and she could afford me. And I have a decade of experience and certifications

this woman is spending $66k/year on daycare for her 4 kids WHY DON’T PEOPLE JUST GET A NANNY

@rissnights2 @sphenreckson @Alex_Hoganson You are lol. Says they’re the first to see the part on the left

@sphenreckson @Alex_Hoganson yes it was this post. I may be misunderstanding? x.com/nasa/status/20…

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I just don’t feel like you can be pro-life AND pro-nuking entire countries at the same time. Seems off a bit. 🤔

@luxemiaa So my mom was strict! At 13 she probably would’ve let me go to the movies with a friend but she just would’ve dropped me and stayed as well. Maybe the compromise is you can go to a different movie at the same time? So you’re still at the facility but they can enjoy it together

This woman shared on Instagram: My daughter is 13 now and has started to ask to go places with her friends. Am I doing too much by not allowing her to go unless I’m there? 😩 I hate to be the strict mom.

@kizzykiya @simsimmaaz I’m 30 and still eat all of those upppp

@simsimmaaz me trying to watch gossip girl, vampire diaries or desperate housewives lol

There's just certain shit you cannot watch for the first time as an adult and think you're gonna enjoy it lmao

@MZBRIXXX @SupernovaMomma Noooo when I think spicy I think red not yellow

Warm??????

the paramedics would’ve had to carry me out of there in a stretcher

@bamagirl_4_eva No bills, perfect health, unlimited travel. I like my job and the only thing I’d want more funds for is travel

Which 3 are you picking?

@10oh3point1 @KeruboSk The way this is so true 🤣 I’d be hiding behind the door before volunteering but I’d fight anyone who came for any child in my vicinity

@KeruboSk Common sense rule for selecting volunteer chaperones: Those first few who enthusiastically raised their hands = No way. That dude who is trying to slink out the back door unnoticed = That's your chaperone!!!

My son’s school is doing a class camping trip for 24 hours this spring… They said no parent chaperones and no cell phones. Hard pass for my boy

@Tboner1285 @meishalexandria @care11_cal7 @KeruboSk That part. I know 95% of the time kids have a blast and come home alive with zero issues. But that 5%. What if a natural disaster occurs? Who is my kid sleeping in a room with? What if the other kid has been SA’d and then does it to my child?

@meishalexandria @care11_cal7 @KeruboSk Camp mystic had protocols and 27 little girls died because of it.

@olympia_rose11 @abdirahman_raw @notcee_fan She’s clearly postpartum and beautiful. Kick rocks

@abdirahman_raw @notcee_fan This is what it looks like under

Hot take abs aren’t sexy on women

@hy_wemmy In my last relationship we went to Canada and split most everything 50/50 BUT he made a lot more than me and covered my plane tickets. It helped relieve a lot of stress for me

Am I wrong for going on a couple trip to another country alone because my man can’t afford it ? I kinda make more money than him, but I don’t want to miss out on this amazing trip because of his finances. We’re not married , just dating.

@hy_wemmy You’re not wrong for doing what you want to do. I’d consider if this is a partnership you actually want though. If you make more but he’s actively working and doing his best to be a good partner, and this is someone who see life with, then could you afford to help him join you?

@MilesAway316648 @jackunheard Actually it’s because my uterine tissue grows outside of my uterus and causes excess hormones and internal bleeding 🥰 sit your ass down

@jackunheard I feel like their faces wouldnt look like that if they didnt cover it in shit though... I mean acne at that age is a dietary issue...

Makeup should be illegal. There, I said it. It’s criminal what women these days are covering up. How is this even possible?

@jackunheard Not her fault you’re st00pid. Any woman could tell she baked her face immediately