Finish the job tonight and you can take your pick. You guys want Cornwall too? It's yours
anarcarural 🐂🇪🇸@anarcarural
Las Malvinas son Españolas
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the cass ✨
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the cass ✨
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same name on 🦋 futch icon • healthcare ☭worker☭ • ex student nurse • educator • cat mum • tortoise dad • hot takes not reflective of my employers • they/them
East Midlands, UK Katılım Nisan 2011
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@postoctobrist is the czech dubbing helping to explain what the hell is going on now
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Sorry but it's so funny to find out that England's bench was probably the best team in the tournament all along
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@owenjonesjourno Sorry man, this ain't it. There's no pros and one big con to running.
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The Greens should stand against Nigel Farage in Clacton.
They're the only major party willing to take on the substance of Farage.
The other parties built up Farage by copying his toxic agenda.
The Greens should use the by-election as a national platform to make that case.
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Not that it's even remotely possible but sacking off Streeting because of his majority of 3 votes in favour of a Labour MP from Bristol in time for the 2029 GE is the kind of hubris they used to write epic poems about
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Darren Jones has such broad recognisability that I just now found out who he is despite him being an MP for the city I live in.
Jessica Elgot@jessicaelgot
EXC -MPs loyal to Starmer have said they will rally round Darren Jones if the PM decides to resign - to prevent a Burnham coronation. “He would have the numbers of the PM does not run,” one MP said. The coordination has been done with those who signed a loyalist letter in May
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Is it just the weather or has the ULEZ actually made London smell less awful? Here for work and it's almost... nice?
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@postoctobrist Hopefully they cut back to the frightened looking woman in a completely empty display kitchen to clarify this on her blackboard
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my favourite sport at conferences is watching international guests' laptops die mid presentation because they forgot the switch on the socket
𝚑𝚎𝚕𝚕𝚜𝚙𝚊𝚝𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛𝚒𝚎 @ Otakon@hellspatisserie
what do you expect me to do with this
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@l_dunn1 @GarethDennis Something fruity happening with the U and/or J in PERJ U RY too. We used to be a real country :/
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@GarethDennis characteristic bad kerning around capital A. original Gill sans whimsy
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[Bhutanese diplomat boredly scrolling to check tomorrow’s World Cup matches] oh damn forgot about that huh
Daily Croatia 🇭🇷@DailyCroatia
🇭🇷🇧🇹The Kingdom of Bhutan formally recognized Croatia today, only two other countries in the world have not recognized Croatia. The Republic of Croatia has not yet been recognized by Niger in Africa and Tonga in Polynesia.
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Once again - this CANNOT be put on drivers. Firms need to be legally responsible for the FULL costs of damage AND train delays. Given this can quickly run into the millions, the threat of a bridge strike resulting in total bankruptcy might help them take it seriously.
Network Rail@networkrail
We're urging lorry drivers to #WiseUpSizeUp after yet another vehicle hit a rail bridge this week. 🚛 ❌ Lorries hitting bridges can cause huge delays to rail journeys: 👉 networkrail.co.uk/who-we-are/saf… #SafetySaturday
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i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again:
when people have their needs met, there really is no use for crime and this man is proving that
FactPost@factpostnews
New York City just had its safest first 5 months of a year in recorded history. Murders plunged 21%, and major crime overall is down 11%.
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