Tom Cassidy

My New Special Life After Funny is out now! youtu.be/Y83_4ma7FiQ

We’re back.

Crazy way to find out Taylor Swift is in the Epstein Files.

My podcast moment of the year was when Ms. Pat had @HFoleyComedy in a choke hold, fighting for his life @AreYouGarbage

Let It Go (Birds)

Can’t Take A Day Anymore

gotta say thanks to @KevinRyanComedy, @HFoleyComedy, @cassidycomedy, & @columtyrrell for an outstanding show tonight. @AreYouGarbage is the best. 🫡

Year I was born. I thank God for it all.

Why do they spend 20 minutes asking nyc mayoral candidates about Israel and Palestine? Does the Q Train go to Israel? Is Palestine the 6th Borough? Can we focus on me not getting murdered on the train!

@timbutterly This is mine.

Fuckin refs are bullshit man. (trying out some personalities here)

Taylor Swift Joke (Tom’s Version)

Punchline Philly tomorrow. Get tickets here -> punchlinephilly.com/artist/K8vZ917…

Chiefs DT Chris Jones and Jalen Hurts had this exchange as the Eagles were kneeling out the clock.

Jalen Carter 4 President.

It’s*

It never ok to spit on someone, but there’s an exception to every rule.

Hoping the Ghost of Norm MacDonald is one of the new SNL Season 51 cast members.

Punchline Philly September 18th punchlinephilly.com/artist/K8vZ917…

@ksorbs You need a new football team because you’re gay?

I’ve been a Vikings fan all my life… sigh. I need a new team now.

South Park makes life better.

I’ve been waiting for this day since he joined New World Order.