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Temu delivery guy crossing the Strait of Hormuz to deliver my fake Rolex

@naiivememe Temu logistics really said “no border is real if the package is fake.” 😭

@mediaablogg The barber give am linear curve 😅

His neighbor’s children cherish him so much and decided to give him a treat so they made him a very delicious and sweet delicacy😯😂 These children sabi cook pass some adults sef!

Sometimes I turn to God, other times, I turn to vodka. Either way, I’m guided by the spirit.

I lasted 22 minutes. Absolutely nope.

@Guccistarboi Ok so let say this assumption is correct How d fuck did we know this planets exist Especially em pluto, Saturn 🪐

Niggas be like “its easy to move on” yeah nigga because you had a no good for nothing ass bitch. I had the queen of the universe

@OneScouse Slot is the problem

No

@ImOliviaPatrick I miss Elliot I hope he’s doing good wherever he’s

I act like I'm fine but deep down I miss Conor Bradley so much🥺

@keshdelight @damideytalk I will be here so if you see this just DM

In the next 50 years to come The comments section will be full of dèád people 💔.

@DuskJohn1 Family guy

Cartoon lovers Rick and Morty OR family guy ?

@sportingking365 Drugs neega drugs… lot of drugs

If you've been depressed how did you get yourself out of it?

@SoupLorrd Get yourself together. You are all you got do whatever please you

I intentionally avoid everyone attempting to be my friend. I ignore messages and invites. I go out alone and avoid eye contact at work and everywhere else. Most of the time I’m listening to music on my AirPods, at the gym or playing games. I’m genuinely tired of watching everyone I befriend turn into an enemy everytime I stand up for myself when they cross a line. I’m tired of dumbing myself down for someone else’s benefit. I’m tired of backhanded compliments. I’m tired of being treated like an afterthought. I’m tired of keeping people that only show up only to talk down on me but are never there to celebrate with me or encourage me.

@Alex_Houseof308 People that call it X are people that are just joining the app for the first time. The real oGs still call it twitter

I don’t know how Elon did it, but lowkey people have actually started calling this app X. I caught myself doing it the other day 9Mobile is still ‘Etisalat’ PHCN is still ‘Nepa’ BNXN is still mostly ‘Buju’ But somehow “Twitter” has changed to “X” in many people’s minds

@BigJamie126 @Big_Bestmann @1meajay Real

@Big_Bestmann @1meajay Na you go con foolish 💔

When your babe no dey feel you again, you go surprise say she actually get sense.

Why am i seeing sex tweets all over my timeline

@Kraytur3 There is something called gravity dumbo

The shape of the Earth is as far as the eyes can see water cannot stick to a ball Water, always finds a level no matter how you try to bend it it’ll always be flat on top The Earth is flat

Happy Easter to everyone celebrating #RedTogether

miss sucking breast, wtf is rice everyday!

@kendrrw I’ll try it😂

new ragebait idea: ask her “would you still love me if you were pretty?”