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@elonmusk Doo op want take a genius to figure this out

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@KeruboSk Shit that never happened

My husband and I booked a flight months in advance for our honeymoon. We booked 4A and 4C in First Class so we could talk, relax, and celebrate. We board the plane, get to row 4, and there is already a woman sitting in my seat, 4C. My husband politely looks at her and says, "Oh, hi, sorry, I think you might be in my wife's seat." The woman looks up, sighs dramatically, and says, "The gate agent moved her. I need this seat because of my medical condition. She's in 12D." 12D is Comfort Plus. Not First Class. I immediately look at my phone—sure enough, the airline app had refreshed while we were walking down the jet bridge and changed my seat without a single notification or warning. My husband instantly flagged down the lead flight attendant. He explained that we paid thousands for these specific seats for our honeymoon, and I was absolutely not moving to a lower class because someone else made a last-minute demand at the gate. The flight attendant went to speak to the woman, who instantly started crying, claiming we were "harassing" her. The flight attendant then turned to my husband and whispered, "Can't you just be a gentleman so we can take off on time?" The sheer audacity. My husband stood his ground. "If she has a medical need for First Class, she can buy a First Class ticket. Give my wife her seat back, or get the supervisor down here right now." They eventually moved the woman back to her original seat in coach, but for the rest of the flight, the flight attendant completely penalized us. She ignored our drink orders and literally slammed our snack baskets onto our trays. Sorry for wanting the seat we actually paid for, I guess?

@JustinBGalloway Makes me want to get one myself

Flagpole came in and took a little over an hour to install. It was actually 25 feet tall, but I shortened it to 20 feet. Finally, a home for my America 250 flag.

@AdrianneCurry I’m pretty sure I have this same hat

Sun is for aging. My hubby and I have matching hats

@Suzierizzo1 That piece of machinery would sit there and rust until that old bitch returned to hell

This crazy Karen is flipping out because someone has purchased the property she apparently once owned & added a garage to it & then bought a tractor that she says is an Eyesore & needs to be moved because it’s ugly.She keeps coming onto the property threatening the workers daily.

@CBSNewsTexas @thebakerhotel My parents have a place close to here. This renovation has been going on forever and I’m pretty sure most people have given up on this ever opening. If they continue on the same pace maybe your great grandchildren can spend the night there

The Baker Hotel in Mineral Wells has been vacant for more than 50 years. Now, a group is restoring the old hotel to its glory. The town is behind it, and businesses are coming back to downtown in anticipation of the grand old hotels' return. @thebakerhotel

@GTElfwick @sappholives83 The fact that you say “real women” tells me you know the difference and this is just performative ignorance.

@sappholives83 She’s just as beautiful as any real woman, transphobes just like to lie and say that she’s ugly or a man etc. It’s all incel trash

If nothing else, it is incredibly insulting, as a woman, to be lumped in with this grotesque imitation of womanhood.

@ForgiatoBlow47 I’m pretty sure tortillas played a part

What happened to Sam Smith?

@jodambusta It’s crazy to me that they are bespoke cars that no one else can buy but Cadillac left a place for a license plate that it doesn’t need

The fact that all these cars are flown in from the US for these visits is crazy. But understandable

@DanaLeaB1 I’d prefer not to shit myself eating door dash oysters

Two ain’t gonna work for me. A couple dozen and a gin & tonic would be great though.

@toniprzy @marlahohner Yes, it does scream cheap

@marlahohner factually that outfit cost total with the bag and jacket estimate easily $2,000– to $4,000+

Michelle Obama made news this week meeting her daughters for dinner at the Beverly Hills celebrity hotspot, ‘Funke’, flanked by her Secret Service detail. Of course, they marveled over her fashion sense, but her jeans just looked dirty, stained & worn to me. Is this a new thing?

@marlahohner Of course the knees are blown out

@DEVTRADERALEX @esotweetic @centristpeater I’m sure she’s never even stepped foot in Texas

@esotweetic @centristpeater U have to be either stupid or stupid to think Texas is a third-world country. People just get on here and say stupid shit.

🚨 Rapper Drake says decision to sell Beverly Hills mansion was due in part to LA’s homelessness, illegal immigration issues: “I didn’t pay $75M to live in a third-world country.”

@JSJdarling @LushiousMassacr I love how you people always blame the bots.

@LushiousMassacr It’s scary how the MAGAts and bots have so overwhelmingly gotten behind him. You need to keep shouting it out! NO TO SPENCER PRATT

LOS ANGELES!! WE MUST NOT VOTE FOR SPENCER PRATT FOR MAYOR!! IT’S INSANE I HAVE TO EVEN MAKE THIS POST. HE’S AN IDIOTIC IGNORANT SELF OBSESSED NARCISSIST. CELEBRITIES WHO HAVE NEVER SERVED ANYONE BUT THEMSELVES SHOULDN’T BE RUNNING FOR PUBLIC SERVICE. HOW DO PEOPLE NOT SEE HE WILL IMMEDIATELY TURN TO CORRUPTION. HE WILL ENRICH HIMSELF AND HE WILL NOT CARE FOR THE NEEDS OF THE PEOPLE OF LA! NO SEAN PENDEJOS POR FAVOR!!!

@Miriam2626 I paid 4:89 in central Texas. You need to get out of that shit hole more if you think gas is cheaper around there

Yesterday in the oil capital of the United States of America I paid $4.11 per gallon for unleaded regular grade gas. This is the first time I can remember paying over 4 dollars a gallon here in Midland which usually has the cheapest prices in the nation.

@Miriam2626 I recall gas being more expensive when I lived there for twenty years. I think you are full of shit. Oh, Midland sucks

@ChudTheBuilder I’m sure his 26 year old grandma has a special trick to get it out

Imagine how hard it’s gonna be for a guy who has dreadlocks to get pepper spray out of his hair🤣

@TeamTrump47 @spencerpratt @SteveHiltonx I don’t see why not

Since California doesn’t believe in voter ID laws 🗳️, maybe we should all fly to California and vote for @spencerpratt and @SteveHiltonx 😉 Anyone wanna go? ✈️

@SkinnerPm Wow, some of you are very passionate about the weirdest things. I’m so thankful I have stuff going on in my life.

If our disgraceful president gets his way, his grotesque arch will dominate the view between Arlington National Cemetery & the Lincoln Memorial, an east/west vista that is deliberately quiet & calm. But now a 250’ giant arch. Because tacky & wasteful is patriotic now & forever.

@Lsimmonds49 Sad to see someone chasing a reality that will never be. You know deep down that you’re a woman and always will be. How you don’t feel like an Imposter every day of your life is beyond me.

Today marks 1 year 1 month I had top surgery 😁🎉❤️🏳️‍⚧️