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CeAzEr CaStRo

cloud 9 Katılım Nisan 2010
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Omar Zarma
Omar Zarma@Lanko_C·
Upon my return to Abuja, I was parked by a soldier on duty who asked where I was heading, and I mentioned FCT. He politely asked if could lift one of his colleagues to Abuja, and I said it was fine. When I was few meters close to Giri junction, I asked the officer his route, he was heading to Zuba while I was going through Lugbe axis to the town. I told him Zuba isn’t far. Transport is around 2-300 Naira. I asked if he was going to stop there(Zuba), or he was heading somewhere. He then told me he was going home to see for the first time after 10 months, his newly born twins. No permission was granted over the period. Sadly, he had to make the compulsory trip because his wife had called that one of the babies had died. And she urged him to come see the other twin in case he will die too. I asked him why he didn’t leave earlier than he left. He replied that he waited with the hope that salaries will be paid, since today is second, but it wasn’t, unfortunately. How then do you intend to make it, I asked him. He showed me all the money he had on him –4,500 which wasn’t even enough to get him to his destination. I could not help than give him 20k and I took his phone number, giving him my words that I will call to get information about the sick baby. I want to ask a question, please 🙏🏻 Are these the soldiers we expect to lay down their lives in our protection? You’re owing soldiers, and you want them to be effective while fighting insecurity? Sadly, this is really laughable. Allahumma bārik. BMT Ibira
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YOU ARE UGLY BUT I
YOU ARE UGLY BUT I@MalumeRichie·
There’s no coming back from that 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
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Omoye✨🫶
Omoye✨🫶@0moyeh·
Woman no dey fear to bill you, but you dey fear to tell am say you wan fvck am.
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Esther Umoh
Esther Umoh@EstherUmoh10·
It took @inecnigeria months before they delisted Abure’s name from their site, even after Supreme Court had given the order. It’s barely 6 hours and they’ve removed David Mark’s name from their website. INEC is our number one enemy and we must treat them as such.
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𝑍𝑒𝑒🤎
𝑍𝑒𝑒🤎@SpinesandZee28·
I went to buy Suya and the man that was already there before me told the mallam not to wrap his Suya with newspapers containing news about Apc or Tinubu.
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Morris Monye
Morris Monye@Morris_Monye·
He was correct.
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BIG VIRG
BIG VIRG@drealbigvirg·
There was a robbery incident that happened to my neighbour some time ago. The robbers hit their door, threatening to break it down if they didn’t open up, so the dad had no choice but to open it. Four rugged, armed men walked in and immediately ordered everyone out of the room to lie face down on the floor if they didn’t want to die. They all obeyed, including the little kids. But after a while, the children started arguing over space, saying “that’s my spot, I got there before you.” One of the robbers, who seemed like the boss, stayed back to guard them while the others searched the house. He got angry and shouted at the kids to lie down and close their eyes. A few minutes later, one of the little girls whispered to her brother to close his eyes or she would report him. Next thing, she stood up, walked up to the armed robber, tugged his trousers, and said, “Uncle armed robber, Junior is not closing his eyes.” Immediately, the other robbers both inside and outside burst into laughter. The one guarding them just stood there, shook his head, and then walked out. In a teary voice, he told the others to leave everything and go. They left the house without taking anything.
Feezha@eezharhh

What’s the craziest thing you’ve ever heard happened to someone?

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Morris Monye
Morris Monye@Morris_Monye·
Alllowing Segalink to raigbait you in 2026 is a choice.
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Marvel
Marvel@youfoundmarvel·
One of the worst kind of men are those who always want to impress women. They have no self worth and live for women’s validation. None of them cautioned the girl when she was obviously in the wrong, but as soon as the guy reacted that’s when they decided to show that they are MEN. Fools!
CHUKS 🍥@ChuksEricE

Confrøntation between a man and a lady at Aba Content Creator 2026 after the lady allegedly sat on his chair space when he stepped out👀👀

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Alex Onyia
Alex Onyia@winexviv·
I just got further disturbing information about this mortuary called a hospital. They don’t have oxygen, no fatal monitoring machine for babies, no water, no fuel for caesarian section. The mortality rate is so high. So many babies and mothers have perished in this hospital.
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King Faisal 👑 ❁
There was a day my car fell into a hole in Jahi, Abuja. Some Hausa guys came around at first and tried to help push it out, but immediately it didn’t work, they left. I kept struggling on my own, jacking the car, while people passed by and no one stopped to help. After a while, one Igbo guy pulled up and joined me. We tried using my jack but it wasn’t strong enough (na Sienna). Then another Igbo guy showed up with a better jack. With both of them, we finally got the car out of the hole. Before I could even turn to appreciate one of them, he had already driven off, didn’t wait for thanks. The other one I tried to give money, but he refused. That day, it was Igbo strangers who came through for me when I really needed help. I’ll never forget it. 🙏🏽
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👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊
👑S.A.L.A.K.O🕊@UnkleAyo·
People like us exist to serve as public reminders. Lets not forget what this man anger with Peter Obi is: 4 years ago, He and his cronies gave Obi a quotation for "support" plus asked him to come on a Twitter space. Peter Obi turned both down. Again, short people >>>
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SEGA L'éveilleur®@segalink

I probably haven’t said this loud enough, Peter Obi will NEVER be President in Nigeria. Do have a nice day digesting that certainty. 🇳🇬

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KING CHIDI
KING CHIDI@guzu_p·
I will never understand the idea of going back and forth with a woman who cheated on you. It's a sign of low IQ. Do what you have to do as a man without the need of explaining to a woman why. If you have to go back and forth with a woman under your roof, it just means you were never in full authority in that house. A man talk less and do more.
Simp Police🚨@SimpPolice911

Man sells his wife's wedding ring after he found out he was cheating on him and this was her reaction

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Ezi Afa Ka Ego
Ezi Afa Ka Ego@abstract_deity·
She was the kind of friend who only remembered you when she needed an introduction. I had connections, she had ambition, and for years I was the bridge. Every time "please can you link me to so so and so." Every time I delivered. Fast forward to one day that I really needed her to vouch for me for one opportunity like that. Just one o?! She said she didn't want to "mix friendship with professional things." I said nothing. I just locked up. No wam naw😊 but I was sha pained ngl. Six months later she needed another introduction. A big one. The kind that could change her career and I had exactly that contact to make it happen. I smiled, told her I'd handle it, and then introduced someone else to the opportunity instead. She found out. She called me screaming. I said "I didn't want to mix friendship with professional things." Then I blocked her on everything.
Ngozichukwu@OgbujiPrecious5

Have you ever returned energy to anyone, like aura for aura? Drop your brief story below 👇

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Kalu Aja
Kalu Aja@FinPlanKaluAja1·
Once i saw that video with the nurses in Enugu, i knEw 1. they would get a query 2. be suspended or sacked 3. possibly arrested (yep) The female nurses are making the video because they want the State to work, they could have simply sat down and gisted all night and got paid THEY SHOUD BE PRAISED NOT QUERIED
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