Catherine

@AnytimeFitness #JustHeardAnytime most active participation i've had in a superbowl in years lol

Thankfully we heard a few “anytimes,” otherwise this whole #JustHeardAnytime thing would have been real awkward. Don’t worry, we had a backup plan. And yes, this counts. Last chance to enter, let’s go!

Cannot believe I was fast enough to get one @oatly

@Andy grilling @SnoopDogg about his “have you gotten high at ___” history while @andersoncooper loses it is the best way to ring in 2021.

@JoshieWashie Ha!!! Yes like legit total disappointment. Santa was such an a-hole

@cat_c_cook I love when kids cry like that — I mean I don’t like them to cry when hurt and stuff like that, but when someone pisses them off, they’re tired or sleepy. It brings me joy #notaparent #notmyproblem 🤣🤣

Santa: would you like me to ruin your day? Me: yes! can you bring the Easter bunny along and make my kids cr- Santa: DONE

@JoshieWashie Hahahaaaaaa the next 10mins was like 10 little kids all bawling their eyes out!!!!!

@cat_c_cook This is hilarious! Your daughters reaction is priceless!

RIP Tony Hsieh. You proved that we don't have to choose between kindness and success, that delivering happiness can make us happy, that weirdness is not so weird—it's actually wonderful. You'll be missed, friend.

@SenKamalaHarris Yessss @SenKamalaHarris let’s get that twitter description updated to VPPPPP!!!!!!

To my constituents in California: if you haven’t voted yet, visit findmypollingplace.sos.ca.gov to find a location near you to cast your vote in person or drop off your vote-by-mail ballot. All polling locations are open until 8PM!

Today is the best day ☀️

Real talk: If you're not feeling productive, it's not because you're working from home or poorly managing your time. It's because life right now is just a horrible grinding background noise that never leaves your brain. Be kind to yourself. Let things go.

.@MichaelChernus was the best part of the #rockyriver parade. We were the parents yelling “bloobs”!!! 💙

Fully engrossed in these #FyreFestival docs. Thank you Netflix and Hulu for releasing them on my maternity leave.

@BenefitBeauty love your products but what a bust of a customer service experience. Order delayed... no email, no heads up. when I called cust service to track ..the answer was “there’s nothing we can do”. It was so bad it was almost comical, except it was just annoying.

Flying from @goingplacesCLE to @JFKairport with my 16 month old and a backpack full of snacks and anxiety. @Delta gate agent says “you’re doing a great job Mom, keep up the good work” and then I cried 😭 that is some genuine #customerservice and just a thoughtful thing to do. 🙏

The real question is do you think they sprung for a band and a dj? #royalwedding

Yannyyyyyyy!!! Does This Recording Say "Yanny" Or "Laurel"???? buzzfeed.com/juliareinstein…

Scott Foster: ✅is an accountant ✅was signed as the Blackhawks emergency goaltender ✅allowed 0 goals ✅is a legend sbnation.com/lookit/2018/3/…

Raise your hand if you knew oasis song 3 on @EverythingSuxTV 🙋‍♀️#90skid #tamagotchi

That @shaunwhite run was so stressful 🙈 nailed itttttt 🥇