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@cat_wintergreen

currently concurrent* legally distinct from @octovender

𓆟 Katılım Eylül 2023
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Oc2vender@cat_wintergreen·
Today I learned that wollen pajama pants worn beneath jeans work like a makeshift wetsuit
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Oc2vender@cat_wintergreen·
@polygon_heart ah damn. I've only ever heard "gig" used in the context of being the one playing, oops.
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karst@polygon_heart·
@cat_wintergreen sorry i'm just going to one.. i haven't played in a long time,,><
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karst@polygon_heart·
fit 4 the gig tonight... ddo you think the model m adds aura....
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💛Fryethusiast💛@FryeAddict·
Can there ever be a Splatoon discussion about something other than politics and sexuality? Is there really nothing else to talk about?
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hannaH 🐦‍⬛✖️✖️
Everyone drop their favorite 10+ minute songs im sick of the 3 minute long brainrot music i need an adventure
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Oc2vender@cat_wintergreen·
@bloorgrdQkazoo Sometimes I feel like an anime poser then I remember my favorite anime is All Purpose Cultural Cat Gurl Nuku Nuku and then I feel much better (than shonetards)
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Leviathan Dreadnought Bataar@BataarLeviathan·
Someone I know: My life is falling apart. My brother went missing, my dad's an alcoholic, my friends haven't contacted me in weeks, my medication is having painful side effects, I don't know what to do. Me, shaking: RIP. It really do be like that sometimes
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Oc2vender@cat_wintergreen·
@20kgcarbon I JUST NOW realized it's 20kgcarbon and not cabron. I thought you were a really light mexican this whole time.
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20kgcarbon@20kgcarbon·
"everyone is going to abandon me because of my bpd" factoid. actually just statistical error. average person never gets abandoned. Alice 20kgcarbon, who lives in a cave and has left every girlfriend she's ever had, is an outlier and should not be counted
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Oc2vender@cat_wintergreen·
@mousejuanyan Boner alert 2x combo In all seriousness though theres ways you can sort of direct the fat to where you want it instead of having it go to the gut, so it's heavier but nor fatter.
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Yv! 🇨🇦@mousejuanyan·
"All your hrt problems can be solved by eating more" if i get any fatter than i already am i am slicing my arms open on live stream
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Oc2vender@cat_wintergreen·
@mah0vany Any way you can try to express it also makes it sound fake as hell too. "Wdym you're always angry? Bro thinks he's the hulk!"
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Oc2vender@cat_wintergreen·
@ppprcmt Fish eyelids help protect from parasites, so they're pretty useful :D
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innocent🫑💫@ppprcmt·
5 years ago, i’ve used as one of my very first twitter bios phrase ‘God’s immaculate machine’. now my twitter bio is ‘as useless as lids on fish’s eye’
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Fawx@LydiaFawx·
Do you guys like my FC on Girls Generation - Gee
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Oc2vender@cat_wintergreen·
I bet the prequel "fictional characters are real to themselves and we're fiction to them" would've been waaayyyyyy more of a mind bender if homestuck hadn't done it to me already. Thanks HS! GO READ PREQUEL!! prequeladventure.com/2011/03/preque…
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Keeb@KeebWeebin·
What the Grub doin?
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Oc2vender@cat_wintergreen·
@ppprcmt "sorry boss i cant make it, blood sugar too low"
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innocent🫑💫@ppprcmt·
i have job tomorrow but i don’t want to go. what do i do
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Oc2vender@cat_wintergreen·
I put on the eyepatch because I'm mentally ill. It's not chuunibiyou if you're a grown ass man and it actually helps.
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Oc2vender@cat_wintergreen·
@wastedwannabe Sexism, can't recognize women as powerful even after being abused by em :/
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† 𝖒𝖎𝖓@wastedwannabe·
for some reason i notice ppl w daddy issues: i fucking hate my dad and i hope he burns in satan's asscheeks like he deserves ppl w mommy issues: my mom is insane 😤 my mom used to be a little girl 😞 she was my first bully 😠 she used to have hopes and dreams 😭
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