Cat Calls Of NYC

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"Damn baby, you know I love to watch them bounce"

"Wassup baby? You Look like you need a ride" *grabs genitalia*

"DAMN! You got some fat lips for a white girl, you better ride quick"

"Oooh pretty girl! I'm just tryna be kind to my neighbor!"

"Why do you cut ya hair that short? Got nothing for me to hold on to!"

"Biiiiiiitch, who are you trying to meet looking like that? I'm John"

"I like your shirt baby. Rebel? Wanna piss off ya dad?"

Aforementioned *suuuuper* sexy running shorts:

"I could watch you walk up the block in them shorts all day"

"Yo YO! Where's ya man at?"

"Oooeeeeeee! Look at you sweatin out here in ya little overalls"

*dog whistle* "baby! Baby! I've been callin' you for a minute now! You wanna chill tonight??" *i ignore him* "alright, fucking BITCH"

*screams doo wop at me from across the train* *moves to seat next to me and doesn't lower volume of screaming in my ear*

"I got this.." *points at black eye* "for talking to a rough&tumble lass like yourself but I'm willing to risk my good one"

I've been off the streets due to the flu, but as soon as I'm well enough I'm sure I'll have more content for y'all.

*stops to put on chapstick* "yeah gettem ready for me"

"Is your dog nice?" *replies no* *he pets dog* " sorry ya mom's such a bitch , man"