cousin cletus 🫃

people really talk to me like i didn't die in 2010

i've shat on sidewalks u wouldn't even walk on

Why is the gay latin guy in the background dickriding them so hard

just can't get enough by the black eyed peas is the best song ever recorded for about 17 seconds and then the rest of it plays

never knew that he did all this while packing a fiveskin in those shorts

@MooseAnony34735 @grok gork said get ur paper up : (

@grok suck my dick and gargle my balls

its for you dawg, its lit

these bitches lack imagination 💅

the only thing i actually like about my dog is that when she opens her mouth i don't gotta worry about words coming out

@TheDemonBaz666 they don't know it spreads all the way down ur back and entrenches itself deep into ur ass crack. nothing in this world could take it out of me.

The part of his brain that caused OCD

@MooseAnony34735 *buffet in my defense they both used to play for the margaritaville heat.

@MooseAnony34735 i don't even know any jimmy butler like that it just came off mean-spirited

this website is nothing but necrosis of the soul

maybe they'd be pulling up reports n shit to pinpoint the exact minute it happened to set the clock out time to. maybe they would just estimate. makes u wonder.

i wonder if i were to clock into work and blow my shit smoove off if the higher-ups would feel guilty about having to adjust my hours later on bc i never clocked out. if they even bother with giving the last paycheck to my next of kin or whatever.

background character syndrome

WHO STOOD UP STRAIGHT WHEN THE ROOF CAVED IN ¿?

@interstate4010 @andrew_anon_ ignore it. probably just a serial underachiever that thinks they're the shit.

@andrew_anon_ What

Pretty disappointed with these carhartt pants. This is the damage after ~12 wears

injecting myself w magic johnson blood so i can become the greatest pg of all time

wannabe quirky bitches meet a guy named larry and be like "larold 😂" no bitch that's lartholomew

@Phantomstran6 @DanielDelCarp13 @2st4rs @4PFiShaq yea i can make it yawn for u ❤️

@catpisscletus @DanielDelCarp13 @2st4rs @4PFiShaq Yawn

jimmy boutta retire broke homeless gay retarded n ringless i always win