Alyssa

ppl always ask me how im so laid back...well first of all im a cat

Gonna queef in class and blame it on the guy next to me

Yall think I could pass as jisoo from blackpink?

I’ll never be the same again

Oh how I wish I spent my life discovering passions instead of becoming a jaded corporate slave

I so deserve peace and restoration

@hiljxc @sn0oozey @naughtykittyt @noaudioapex

Just got my nails done at Haidilao what the fuck are you doing?

@girthquake05 You made her efiffel off your tower?

My mom put my cum sock to wash with my sisters ovulation soaked undies and I cant tell her we’re now in the realm of an incestoid homunculus who is colonizing through the secret breeding chemical in tide pods. Because its my dna in the homunculus. It’s my son who will kill us all

@wuzcookinSKOOO Then do smth about it stop whining tea towel

What even is the point anymore

I fucked up

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Bully: Bro u Ugly Me: 🛒 bully: wat Dat mean ? Me: u Pushin it 😂

Who wants to watch the Micheal Jason movie with me?

Just lost 3 followers today, what did I even do to you guys?

If you're so funny Then why are you jerking off on your own tonight?

@wuzcookinSKOOO I’m shaking.. this was posted 28 mins ago

Does Fed know he has 30 minutes?

Just thinking about the time my sister posted me on her Instagram and edited out all my tattoos