Catt

Settling in a year in advance, knowing this time next year we’ll be a week or so away from Tom Cruise winning the best actor Oscar for Digger,

@hackerchick Lemme rewatch Sinners when I can and I’ll see what I can come up with 🥺 (I assume you’re wanting vamp Stack rather than pre-bitten?)

@cattbutt I fear I just want to see big mother topped

One of us really does need to write some Lestat/Stack at the end of the day it’s so embarassing we haven’t

They call to me like the green goblin mask, so here’s more Frank and Phil archiveofourown.org/works/81448511

@altammanda Me complete opposite, like, hug me longer bitch.

@hackerchick @teukquila If I've written him with both of them separately does that mean hes technically eiffel towered them in my mind?

@teukquila Waittttt

He want that eiffel tower #understandable

If the Tom Cruise Miami Vice villain rumour is true I'm gonna need him to flirt with both MBJ and Butler under the guise of antagonising, and end up beat up/ covered in blood at some point. Maybe with his shirt conveniently ripped too.

Didn’t hear a word he said. Too busy wanting to smooch the beauty mark on his cheek and the freckle on the hollow of his throat.

@mcqruiseinart Motivated by the chance to make you smile 💜 so happy you loved it 💋

A McQruise drabble for the gorgeous @mcqruiseinart 💜 archiveofourown.org/works/81416261

@mcqruiseinart I loved it so much 💜

Not gonna quote the post because I don’t want to, but always funny how these sites and pages ‘report’ things with no sources to back anything up. Gimme the evidence or stfu! (But also lol at thinking there won’t be push for Tom Cruise and Digger for awards, as if).

@samischwalen @shattered_topaz @StevensonErica7 @batfamlife 🫶

Post Oscar smut fic is now posted archiveofourown.org/works/81359236 These two be wanting that cookie so f-ing bad

@mcqruiseinart The vanilla sky one where tom winks at the camera after kissing penelope comes to mind 🫦

Fun fact about me, I used to watch the Bruce Almighty deleted scenes/ bloopers so much with my sister, we can quote them by heart more than the film.

@batfamlife 🫡

@cattbutt thank you for your service catt

Started writing another Tom Cruise/ MBJ fic btw. Couldn't not after the Oscar win

@hackerchick Like when he had two curries in Birmingham that time 😭

They are shaming a hypothetical fat Tom Cruise in my mentions

@mcqruiseinart Love you right back 💜

@missiontoaccept Chosen especially 🙂‍↕️

@cattbutt This pic in particular is doing things to my mental well-being

@mcqruiseinart Will see what I can come up with 🫡💜