Cattleberg

A three part saga explaining why skeletons cannot be trusted. I don't even trust my own skeleton. I know some of you are pro-skeleton and I don't want to argue with you... I only present the facts. See for yourself and make up your own mind.

@wither_kun2 These stories are serious instructional tales with important moral lessons. Comedy is trivial 🧐

@cattleberg Funny storyes 😂

Cattleberg has only been on X for a few weeks but it warms my heart that you are already sharing my stories! What would you like to see more of?

Breaking Bad came from Germany I prefer the original

This boy was heavyweight champion of the farmyard Until a real champion threw him so high he broke the earth's #Firmament

Herr Shultz hated noisy church bells So he bought the church and melted them down The town took action

This hedgehog lawyered up and is coming after my cat don't believe his lies - TOM IS INNOCENT!!!

@top_miller97432 Bad endings = Good lessons

@cattleberg why does these stories always have a bad ending

You can't make a bicycle out of beer He proved them all wrong... And then the entire town was destroyed

German mothers always want you to get plenty of fresh air as you sleep... but sleeping with the window open has certain risks

Batman is German! How many of you knew this? Also I spritz a little when I day "pretzel"

this one is based on a true story unfortunately

Superman was actually German! Created by comic strip writer Frederick Nietzsche it features Lois Lumpe and Hans Steingruble How many of you already knew this?

Everyone was envious of his hair... even me...

@kvali_app All you need in life is a positive attitude and a body part that is an infinitely replenishing source of food

@cattleberg Strudel boy teaches us that with the right mindset, you can turn what you think is a curse into a gift. So much wisdom compressed in 22 seconds. Namaste (means thank you in my people's language).

Nobody imagined the strudel would grow back... Have you ever eaten at Strudelhaus?

@Pear_12662 The Kuchenmann thanks you! Have some cake

@cattleberg Happy birthday to you, Kuchenmann

I will not reply unless you wish the Kuchenmann a Happy Birthday

@sinistersalazar She ruined Germany!

@cattleberg Stupid Linda looked a gift horse in the mouth. Dash it all!

Watch how this little girl ruined free schnitzel for everyone. Thanks a lot, LINDA!!!