Laura😼

Why is heard and hears pronounced so differently

Shes only woken up 3 times since I put her down to sleep 2hrs ago 🥰 my backs fucked from the rocking

I love my nearly 6m old baby more than anything in this world but fuck I cant remember the last time I had more than 3hrs of uninterrupted sleep

Why has noone invented an alarm device that only wakes up the intended recipient and not the whole fkin house???

Ordered a Friends happy meal at @McDonaldsUK drive thru, got home and realised they forgot my collectable 💔 charged me for it tho obv lol

The plural for baby is BABIES NOT BABYS YOU DUMB FUCKS

Baby woke up as we were about to eat dinner, this mans brought our plates into the bedroom as Im breastfeeding and rocking this girl back to sleep, and starts feeding me 😭

Gonna tell my grandkids this was Harry and Meghan.

People will share molly mae’s pregnancy announcement but not their friends small business 💀 ☕️

Not knowing the difference between their, there and they’re is bad enough but are/our??? Makes me want to throw hands

Idk how to describe restless leg syndrome but it makes me want to step on lego and drill into my knees repeatedly

@shxtsngigs When I found out my dad’s assistant’s 10yo daughter, who my nan was a paid nanny to, was actually my half sister

What was your last straw?! 😤🤬 #QOTW

I love it when someone asks me when Im due and I get to see their face when I say ‘8 days ago’😩

There has to be a way to ban ‘made with ai’ bullshit videos

39 weeks tmrw, get this baby out of me

What is it with old men at midwife appts feeling the need to make jokes about the piss pots, fuck off with ‘i have a wee present for you’ just give me the pot and shut up

Every year i hate my birthday more and more

I hate it when youre in a public toilet and its got like a 10sec lights timer and you keep having to wave your hands in the air like you just dont care but you have a bad tum and actually want to die

Im not saying I wrote this but Im also not saying I didnt

@shannon_ballett FUCKING LOVE TO HEAR IT

Two and a half year ago someone told me ‘good luck, you’re going to need it’, two and a half years later I have a house, amazing partner, two amazing step kids, my daughter has the best daddy a girl could want, I own my own studio and now I’ve got a damn hot tub