Bob Kostic

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@iTobbzz Thanks. Hopefully I won’t.

@causticbob You’re an interesting character tbh… never change!!!

I’ve been on twitter since @causticbob, shoutout for shoutout, mazi ibe, tweet oracle, dry joke Wednesday, sub delivery man era, “ayomide rise, don’t waste my money”… also I remember when there was one popular catfish account that men were simping for back in 2013

@iTobbzz I've had a few "time-outs". my favorite was back-in-the-day, I got a death threat, quote-tweeted it with a scathing reply and got suspended for making a death threat against myself.

@causticbob How you haven’t gotten suspended after all these years is crazy 😂😂

men versus women

@barrypopik almost made it to the "27 Club"

@causticbob "Nick Drake in 1971, three years before he died." My favorite singer who was born in Rangoon, Burma. Unfortunately, he died at age 26. telegraph.co.uk/music/intervie…

Name the singer. Bonus points for the year.

@AJSchmitzDesign Got it

@causticbob No, it’s Nick Drake

How old are you?

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I am so old that when I was a kid we actually had to win to get a trophy!

I read a very interesting book about joining metals and plastics by inserting a metal pin through pre-drilled holes and deforming the tail to form a secure second head. It was riveting!

Why can’t Chuck Norris do push ups? Because he’s dead

My driving test went so well that they invited me back to do a second one and even a third one

Pro tip for smokers: Only smoke after sex. That's how I stopped smoking.

I’ve been attending my positive thinking course It’s shit

The passenger who died on board a British Airways flight was left in a heated galley for 13 hours as fellow fliers complained about the smell. Turns out it was the reheated prawn curry.

@asinaib I’m ashamed to admit it took me a second to get the joke. Well done!

@causticbob They saw the kids were the wrong kind and left.

The reason there's no Muslims in the Epstein files?. He was allergic to Goats.