Lucy Cav! (is hungry)

I hope one day when I’m a famous politician my current tweets get shared on Stephen Colbert or Seth Meyers or Trever Noah

I’ve died and gone to hell! Oh wait no it’s just the @EWRairport

This AP lit project is worth is solely because I get to listen to all the different ways people pronounce scorsese

People keep saying congratulations to me and I have no idea why

To whichever baseball senior put their phone number into the senior game survey instead of their jersey number like they were supposed made my day Icon 🤩

@jojoolson21 At least ur hot!! 😘

so basically, none of it was worth it, i would never do it again, and i want to die!

I’m going to college! 🥳

My dad only extended our Oscar’s recording by 30 minutes so it cut out as Harrison Ford was announcing best picture 😭

@jojoolson21 People like the former president!! 🤡

@cavalucy05 it’s funny until you realize people actually believe this

If global warming is real then why is it snowing in socal?? #checkmateliberals

We’re the last people in this restaurant and they’re giving us all the leftovers 😋

Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn’t know the difference between the State of the Union Address and the Rocky Horror Picture Show. She just showed everyone how ridiculous MAGA is. And why did she keep yelling “liar” at George Santos? That wasn’t nice.

Sarah Huckabee Sanders said “the choice is between normal and crazy” unironically thinking people would agree party’s the normal one

Who wore it better, Cruella Deville or Marjorie Taylor Greene? #SOTU

1/Sometimes you win, sometimes you learn.(Sometimes you learn that out of 3898 points conferred, you were 5 points away from a different outcome). In all those times, it’s better and brighter and more [black &] golden to share them with teammates who uplift and inspire and enrich

@Victori84934239 Thank you!!

I’ve been on the verge of tears for the past hour (in a good way)

@ashleyjonesy02 Wait that rumors true?!

@ashleyhuang_ Oooh I want the tea

This is the only Congressman Santos I will EVER support.