Thomas Keener

I am Thomas Keener

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Cesar Cedeno, circa 1974 @astros

THE ASTROS PLAY BASEBALL TODAY

RIP

forcing thomas to make me buttered noodles and chicken nuggets

This u bro??

HAIRPSRAY (1988) • Entering the Criterion Collection in June! After decades of pushing the boundaries of bad taste with his underground provocations, John Waters found surprising mainstream success with this infectiously irreverent rock-and-soul comedy.

it don donned me

Go to Anne frank house

what a photo

Beatles lore vs Beach Boys lore

3/4 Happy Houston Sports Legends Day, to all who celebrate!

No racist statues, just an alien with a flag…

Today in 1836, the Texas Declaration of Independence is signed at Washington-on-the-Brazos.

Ok fixed it. Happy Texas Independence Day!

NONE FUCKING HEAVIER

guy fieri: okay, little lady, walk me through how we’re grillin’ this cheese me: two pieces of white bread, well-buttered. then the star of the show guy fieri: we talkin’ gruyère? pepper jack? gouda? me: kraft single guy fieri: sleazy does it, sister

I am making canva my bitch

the problem with hardcore today is that the kids aren’t listening to these albums

A lot of yall need to get your swag up