Carrie Battan

@gossipbabies Absolutely dog trainer

What is the butchest job for a woman and why is it crossing guard

Returning to Twitter to announce that I Shazam'd a Jack Harlow song in earnest at Equinox today

@mgoldsm !!!!!

Look who came home this week. Meet Lyle Scott Goodman-Goldsmith.

.@cbattan: O.K., now I want to talk about your time on “Survivor.” Mike White: Woo-hoo! newyorker.com/culture/the-ne…

@davejorgenson @parvatishallow @kelleywentworth @AbbateDomenick @speriod

Wolf Trap Animal Rescue out of Fairfax, VA has a ton of pups named after former Survivor contestants

@GMPaiella And then there is my personal favorite, calling my boyfriend my husband 😎

Fantasizing about absolutely crushing influencers at tennis :/

Ugh still not old enough to get vaxxed :( twitter.com/NYCSpeakerCoJo…

@carolynsims1938 !!! Thank you!

@cbattan There is a stitch called the mistake rib, or false rib, which in Italian is called the false English rib. During Fascism the name was changed to the Mussolini stitch. Just thought you might find this interesting, loved your article.

Twitter has nothing on Ravelry, the world's biggest social media platform for knitters. My piece: newyorker.com/magazine/2021/…

A little book rec from moi twitter.com/NewYorker/stat…

@kayleener And every word loves you 💞💗💗

@cbattan Carrie, I loved every word

Excited to be in The New Yorker talking about knitting with @cbattan as I am every week newyorker.com/magazine/2021/…

Me greeting my dog every morning twitter.com/KimKardashian/…

Drake using "We'll see what's about to happen next, okay?" as a HOOK is the apotheosis of Late Quarantine

"For Matthew Williams, designing is a process that can look a lot like shopping." Buckle up your harnesses and chest rigs and dig into @cbattan's 🎯 profile of the new Givenchy designer. gq.com/story/givenchy…

I profiled Matthew Williams, onetime creative force behind Gaga + Kanye, head of Alyx, and the new head of Givenchy, for next month's GQ gq.com/story/givenchy…

Another @joecoscarelli gem. ‘Drivers License’ Is a Runaway Hit. See How Olivia Rodrigo Made Her No. 1 Song. nyti.ms/3bKDoyk

@hannahgoldfield That's my birthday, babe