Caesar Bitta

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Caesar Bitta

Caesar Bitta

@cbittas

Katılım Aralık 2009
35 Takip Edilen8 Takipçiler
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Peter Girnus 🦅
Peter Girnus 🦅@gothburz·
The company hired me to lead their "Agile Transformation." I don't know what Agile means. Nobody does. That's why it works. I make $425,000 a year. To move sticky notes. From left to right. On a board. The board is digital now. The sticky notes cost $80,000 in Jira licenses. Progress. Day one, I said "we need to break down silos." Everyone nodded. Silos are bad. I don't know why. But destroying them is a career. My career. I introduced "squads." Squads are teams. But disrupted. We disrupted the teams into teams. Different names. Same people. Same problems. But Agile problems now. Agile problems are strategic. A senior engineer asked what we're actually changing. I said, "The mindset." He asked what that means. I said, "It's a journey." He asked where we're going. I said, "Toward agility." He asked what agility means. I pointed at the sticky notes. They were moving left to right. That's velocity. We have velocity now. The VP of Engineering said two-week sprints don't fit their work. I said, "That's waterfall thinking." Waterfall is bad. Like silos. I don't know what waterfall is. But I know it's bad. She stopped talking. Waterfall accusations end conversations. We had a retrospective. In the retro, we discussed what went wrong. Everything went wrong. We put it on sticky notes. Then we moved the sticky notes. Into a column called "Parking Lot." The Parking Lot is where problems go to die. It's full. We don't look at it. That's agile. Velocity is up 40%. I defined velocity. I also defined the points. I also defined the stories. We're crushing it. At the things I made up. To measure. Ourselves. The CEO asked for ROI. I showed a chart. The chart went up. Charts should go up. This one did. I didn't label the Y-axis. Nobody asked. Leadership is confidence. We do standups now. Every day. We stand. For 45 minutes. Standing is agile. Sitting is waterfall. My legs hurt. But we're transforming. The transformation is now "Phase 3." Phase 1 was assessment. Phase 2 was implementation. Phase 3 is "continuous improvement." Continuous means forever. Forever means job security. I'm very secure. My contract was extended. Three more years. For "cultural impact." The culture is confused. But impacted. Agile transformation isn't about being agile. It's about transforming. Continuously. Toward more transformation. The destination is the journey. The journey is billable.
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Muthoni Njakwe
Muthoni Njakwe@muthoni_njakwe·
Dear God, Thank You for the precious gift of life. Thank You for Your love, Your kindness, and Your faithfulness. This morning, we honor You for Your goodness and Your grace. Gracious God, You have promised that no eye has seen, no ear has heard, and no heart can imagine the blessings You have stored for those who love You. This morning, we ask that You open the floodgates of heaven and shower us with Your blessings. We pray that Your favor goes with us today. Protect us and our loved ones from all harm and danger, both seen and unseen. We dedicate this day to You and trust that You are directing every step we take. We declare that this is a blessed day, filled with peace, joy, and victory. In Jesus’ name, we pray
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Surgical Society Kenya
Surgical Society Kenya@KenyaSurgical·
"It is my utmost pleasure to extend a warm welcome to each of you as we gather for the 25th Annual General Meeting and tge 24th Annual Scientific Conference of our esteemed society under the theme "Advancing Surgical Excellence Through Training." Message from Dr.Juliet Ituku.
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Surgical Society Kenya
Surgical Society Kenya@KenyaSurgical·
Excited to kick off Day 1 of The Surgical Society of Kenya Annual Scientific Conference with an incredible lineup of speakers! Get ready to learn and grow with us. Registration stil ongoing: forms.gle/DhHVSKx7sti3Jj… #SSK2024
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World of Statistics
World of Statistics@stats_feed·
Most spoken languages worldwide: 1. English: 1,132 million 2. Mandarin Chinese: 1,117 million 3. Hindi: 615 million 4. Spanish: 534 million 5. French: 280 million 6. Standard Arabic: 274 million 7. Bengali: 265 million 8. Russian: 258 million 9. Portuguese: 234 million 10. Indonesian: 199 million . 11. Urdu: 170 million 12. German: 132 million 13. Japanese: 128 million 16. Telugu: 93 million 18. Wu Chinese: 81 million 20. Turkish: 79 million 21. Korean: 77 million 22. Vietnamese: 76 million 23. Yue Chinese: 73 million 25. Italian: 68 million 26. Egyptian Arabic: 64 million 28. Thai : 60 million 31. Iranian: 53 million 36. Filipino : 45 million 38. Polish: 40 million 48. Algerian Arabic: 32 million 50. Nigerian Pidgin: 30 million 58. Romanian: 24 million 60. Dutch: 23 million 68. Khmer: 17.5 million 79. Nigerian Fulfulde: 14.5 million 86. Czech: 13.3 million 87. Greek: 13.1 million 90. Swedish: 12.8 million 92. Hungarian: 12.5 million 100. Sanaani Arabic: 11.3 million
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Julians Amboko
Julians Amboko@AmbokoJH·
Telkom Kenya, Helios Investment Partners exit & the now controversial Kes 6.091 billion payment Here's a 🧵on the chronology of events. To make sense of this story, we dial back to 1998 & set the scene for why we are where we are today
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Ksm Specialists Hosp
Ksm Specialists Hosp@KisumuSH·
Gender equality in healthcare remains a challenge that requires significant effort. At KSH, we use innovation and technology to promote equal opportunities in learning, diagnosis, treatment, and other processes, extending our reach to those who need our care.
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Muthoni Njakwe
Muthoni Njakwe@muthoni_njakwe·
Dear God, Thank You for waking us up this morning. Thank You for seeing us through another work week and bringing us to the weekend. Lord, we trust in Your unfailing love. For You alone are God eternal. Please bless us and keep us.May Your favor surround us. In Jesus Name we Pray
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Muthoni Njakwe@muthoni_njakwe·
This new week, may the helpers of your destiny, locate you in a miraculous way, in Jesus name
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Muthoni Njakwe@muthoni_njakwe·
Almighty God, 2023, May Your Presence Go With Us.
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Muthoni Njakwe@muthoni_njakwe·
Dear God, Thank you for this beautiful Saturday. Thank You for promising to be with us always, and for being the same yesterday, today and Forever. Teach us your ways, that we may rely on your faithfulness. Guide and protect us. May your face shine upon us. In Jesus name we pray
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Ksm Specialists Hosp
Ksm Specialists Hosp@KisumuSH·
Proper information can help you decide the kind of #Contraceptive to you use. At Kisumu Specialists Hospital, we provide our patients with information suitable to help them understand their bodies and which contraceptive is appropriate for them. #WorldContraceptionDay #KSHCares
Ksm Specialists Hosp@KisumuSH

We provide a range of short-term, long-term and permanent methods of contraception. Visit our #FamilyPlanning clinic today. We are open everyday- Kisumu, RIAT Junction, Kisumu-Kakamega Highway. Call us 0780099062/0780852454 #ContraceptionMonth #ContraceptiveAwarenessMonth

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Muthoni Njakwe
Muthoni Njakwe@muthoni_njakwe·
Dear God, Thank you for the gift of a new day. Thank you for your amazing power and work in our lives. Lord, as we start our day, we acknowledge that You are God; You are powerful, good & gracious. Guide our steps and protect us. May your face shine upon us. In Jesus Name we Pray
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Muthoni Njakwe@muthoni_njakwe·
Dear God, Thank you for waking us up today. Thank you for your Faithfulness. We honor You. Lord, we dedicate this day to You and trust that as we make plans, You will direct our steps. Grant us wisdom & understanding to succeed. Protect and guide us. In Jesus Mighty Name we pray
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Muthoni Njakwe@muthoni_njakwe·
Dear God, Thank You for another day. Thank You for protecting us throughout the week and bringing us to the weekend. Lord, May Your gracious spirit be our guide this weekend. We ask for Your wisdom, strength and power to be constantly present within us. In Jesus Name we Pray
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Muthoni Njakwe@muthoni_njakwe·
Dear God, Thank you for this new day. Thank you for your powerful presence in our lives. You are Mighty and we are so honored that we serve a God of abundance. Out of Your abundance we ask that You may bless us.May the light of your love shine in our hearts. In Jesus Name we pray
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Muthoni Njakwe@muthoni_njakwe·
Dear God, Thank You for waking us up today. Thank You for Your love & Kindness. Lord, we surrender this day and all our plans to You. Please have your way in our lives. We declare strength, stability and blessings over our lives. May Your Favor rest upon us. In Jesus name we pray
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