caroline
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#heygoogle Have you ever wondered what Kevin McCallister is like as an adult? Me neither. But just in case you’re curious you should totally watch this #ad
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There is no level of bolloxed that tops the level of bolloxed you’re at when you physically cannot see anything on your phone unless you’ve one eye closed
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Yes they look amazing in all the photos but so important for impressionable people to see that it's all faked
Dionne Basra ♛@DionneBasra
For all the girls who wanna look like they instagram models. Even they don’t look like their pictures.
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What ur birthday says about u:
Jan: born in January
Feb: born in February
Mar: born in March
Apr: born in April
May: born in May
June: born in June
July: ur a fucking idiot
Aug: born in August
Sep: born in September
Oct: born in October
Nov: born in November
Dec: born in December
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@DoreenGLM
*dear women, if men have troubles in there life, don't worry yourself just leave them to deal with it*
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@hrlsmrphy I read this as a really long elaborate joke when actually it's a very fair answer
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caroline retweetledi
Love this know your lemons campaign for breast cancer. Such an easy way to get women checking #knowyourlemons
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I read this as socks and completely confused myself
Anna Kruk Corbin@AnnaKrukCorbin
I don't own or understand stocks. We are a lower middle class family on a strict, paycheck-to-paycheck budget. I budget $35 for gas each payday. Today, I paid $45. Last week's grocery bill was $30 higher than we're used to paying. How about you ask me how the economy is?
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caroline retweetledi
I have ventured to THE NORTH. People keep saying hello to me. There are 3 dogs in this pub. I got change back when I bought a pint. No one has told me to fuck off in hours. I haven't seen a Pret in days. The air is FRESH and this is definitely all a trick to get me to stay.
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caroline retweetledi
me: that will be £5.37 please
customer: do you want the 37p and you give me a note back
me:
Lady Gaga@ladygaga
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHRHRGRGRGRRRGURBHJB EORWPSOJWPJORGWOIRGWSGODEWPGOHEPW09GJEDPOKSD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!0924QU8T63095JRGHWPE09UJ0PWHRGW
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