Charles Bergquist

@film_girl Your eyeball is caught in a hurricane

What the fuck is this symbol? I assume it means something is syncing but the lack of info is just really confusing.

@AJ_FI Hi! Trying to reach you for a @scifri thing. Could you dm me, or send an email please? charles at sciencefriday dot com

For some reason my brain just started doing the ancient David Letterman "Uma/Oprah" bit, but with "TACO? RICO. RICO? TACO." Send help

This buries the lead -- you get to hear host Flora Lichtman get coached through how to growl!!! It is WORTH YOUR TIME

@lindawg @FossilLocator Inside you there are three wolves. They are named Oakley, Oakleigh and Oaklee.

this shit is fucking killing me

oh is that what it means google ai overview thing

@umairfan One of my prized possessions is an autographed copy!

I can't believe they're still publishing and revising this book. And it still slaps.

You are supposed to email this to hr@opm.gov and cc your manager, toad

@DrPhiltill *processed Mr. Smith's paperwork *Processed Ms. Jones' paperwork *Processed Mr. Green's paperwork ...

Five bullets is a lot for most government jobs. Example: letter carriers. 1) delivered mail 2) delivered more mail 3) didn’t crash the mail truck 4) delivered more mail 5) didn’t crash the mail truck again I mean, not every government job is about innovation.🙃

@ScienceNews Did he escape, science news??? He must be protected at all costs

A freaky fungus that zombifies cave spiders in the British Isles was after Sir David Attenborough. sciencenews.org/article/fungus…

I am sorry but your 'spacecraft' looks like SpongeBob in this picture

Some personal news, as they say. Well, maybe not actually about me. But it feels personal. Hi @flichtman, glad to have you home again

@SolomonRDavid @TheGarLab I am glad you collected these nice students from the floodplain

“The more fun you have with it, the better it works. If scientists have fun with it, others will too.” ~Jenna Pearson, senior undergraduate @TheGarLab stcroix360.com/2024/12/good-t… #GarWeek

@farhip @NFL I think one of the keys here is to score more points than the other team

Nothing more perfunctory and useless than @nfl sideline interviews at halftime. Reporter: Coach, you’re down 21 points, how do you get back in this one? Coach: Something something balance something something. Reporter: Thanks, coach.

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