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@ccarlsonjones

Maybe this is the year I understand Twitter

San Diego, CA Katılım Mart 2009
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Seed of Chucky Finster
Seed of Chucky Finster@MikalWilliam·
The Foster Taco; a cheese slice from Atlas Pizza & a hot dog from 5&Dime. you’re welcome
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Al Czervic
Al Czervic@JoshSnow78·
The most perfect menu. That it, the whole thing.
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claire👽@ccarlsonjones·
third: I will say more. During the set my mom innocently flirted with the man next to her and then was offended when he didn’t recognize her to which she responded “I’m on Facebook” and he said “oh Marti from Facebook? I’ve seen your status updates!”
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claire👽@ccarlsonjones·
second: a 60 year old man with white dread wig - need I say more?
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claire👽@ccarlsonjones·
tonight I had the not-super-unique, but perhaps exclusive to Bay Area privilege of experiencing mildly racist Grateful Dead wanna-bes performing holiday-adjacent music. A 🧵
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claire👽@ccarlsonjones·
@MattNavarra wonder if this means scheduling promotions coming soon too 👀
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Emily Niksefat
Emily Niksefat@emilygmonster·
I don’t want to spoil Barbarian, but The Patient sucked so I’ll talk about it. The writers were telling me the entire time to be fascinated by an extremely boring serial killer, and then they gave him an anti-hero’s way out. Deeply insulting.
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Emily Niksefat
Emily Niksefat@emilygmonster·
I watched Barbarian on HBO last night! I also finished The Patient on Hulu, and it’s interesting how barbarian had a more sophisticated take on who we were going to feel empathy for.
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claire👽@ccarlsonjones·
Canada fux so hard with Halloween I love it 🍁
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claire👽@ccarlsonjones·
@MikalWilliam for about a year mine was Enya. the gods are such jokesters
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Seed of Chucky Finster
Seed of Chucky Finster@MikalWilliam·
there are like 4 songs consistently stuck in my head and i don’t like a single one of them
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claire👽@ccarlsonjones·
I feel like every movie I see with Nicholas Cage I think wow this is really Nic at his best/worst. never just one. but both. simultaneously.
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claire👽@ccarlsonjones·
is there anything better than singing both the high and low parts of Boyz II Men (alternating) after a glass of wine? on repeat? in the car? 98% sure there isn’t.
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claire👽@ccarlsonjones·
“He’s not a pimp, he’s an ally” - just a quote from a friend I don’t want to forget
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claire👽@ccarlsonjones·
don’t care about your sriracha, where are all the hot cheetos 🐆🌶
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Sylvia Plath's Food Diary
Sylvia Plath's Food Diary@whatsylviaate·
Ted and I had some salami, tomato and wine from the rest, and divided up our immense store of bread and cheese and cherries among them. Everybody took a piece of everything. 7/7/56
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