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@MikalWilliam ❗️❗️

The Foster Taco; a cheese slice from Atlas Pizza & a hot dog from 5&Dime. you’re welcome

@MikalWilliam @JoshSnow78 @drewsiah anywhere that plays old Dinosaurs eps is immaculate ⭐️

@JoshSnow78 everyone has been talking about mister goose lately! @drewsiah @ccarlsonjones

The most perfect menu. That it, the whole thing.

third: I will say more. During the set my mom innocently flirted with the man next to her and then was offended when he didn’t recognize her to which she responded “I’m on Facebook” and he said “oh Marti from Facebook? I’ve seen your status updates!”

second: a 60 year old man with white dread wig - need I say more?

tonight I had the not-super-unique, but perhaps exclusive to Bay Area privilege of experiencing mildly racist Grateful Dead wanna-bes performing holiday-adjacent music. A 🧵

@MattNavarra wonder if this means scheduling promotions coming soon too 👀

Good news, social media managers! You can now schedule posts in the Instagram app! 🎉

@emilygmonster domhnall and carell are too good for that writing

I don’t want to spoil Barbarian, but The Patient sucked so I’ll talk about it. The writers were telling me the entire time to be fascinated by an extremely boring serial killer, and then they gave him an anti-hero’s way out. Deeply insulting.

I watched Barbarian on HBO last night! I also finished The Patient on Hulu, and it’s interesting how barbarian had a more sophisticated take on who we were going to feel empathy for.

Canada fux so hard with Halloween I love it 🍁

@MikalWilliam ha got a burrito there this morn

this place bangs

@glnchlochlo hope the 🔴 🔥 🌶️ were worth it

@MikalWilliam for about a year mine was Enya. the gods are such jokesters

there are like 4 songs consistently stuck in my head and i don’t like a single one of them

I feel like every movie I see with Nicholas Cage I think wow this is really Nic at his best/worst. never just one. but both. simultaneously.

is there anything better than singing both the high and low parts of Boyz II Men (alternating) after a glass of wine? on repeat? in the car? 98% sure there isn’t.

@drewsiah just still full

not a lot of love for the golden corral on here

Take me back

“He’s not a pimp, he’s an ally” - just a quote from a friend I don’t want to forget

don’t care about your sriracha, where are all the hot cheetos 🐆🌶

@MikalWilliam @drewsiah got some extra 🍻 if you wanna tailgate at our window

@drewsiah lolol this is wild

@whatsylviaate @drewsiah literally this is heaven

Ted and I had some salami, tomato and wine from the rest, and divided up our immense store of bread and cheese and cherries among them. Everybody took a piece of everything. 7/7/56