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If you love me take me to chili’s

there should be a word for when it’s a nice day out and you feel guilty about not going for a walk

dont forget to imagine the best case scenario, too

"Never trust a thought that occurs to you indoors." — Friedrich Nietzsche

If you aren't excited about Artemis II, I am 100% judging you.

i believe in re-reading and re-watching your favourite books & movies at different stages of your life.the plot never changes, but your perspective does.

this daylight is in fact saving me

Not to sound like a potted plant, but sunlight and fresh air really makes a difference if you even care.

Men do be good at parking I’ll give them that

how life feels when you’re with a man who has a problem solving mentality

& for the lady, perhaps a fucking break?

The key to living a comfortable life is confrontation and chaos actually. You have to say no. You have to tell people to fuck off. You have to be mean in necessary situations. A life of peace isn’t built off of being a yes man and taking a passive approach to everything

Women grow an entire human being for nine months, push it out of their body, and then are expected to be back in the office in 6-8 weeks and see the baby for a handful of hours a day. We’ve genuinely normalized this. It doesn’t register as insane until you say it out loud.

wanna be a good mom? take CARE of yourself. cry. run. take a bubble bath. go to therapy. go to the gym. scream. be alone. get a babysitter. quit your job. get a better job. get your nails done. go to your appointments. do whatever YOU need to do. THEY need you to be okay. you got this.

We needa bring back WCW and MCM back yal don’t adore people publicly enough no mo

A lot of you guys are in a rut because you've forgotten how cool you are. You've fallen into too serious of a routine that stopped giving you opportunities to feel yourself Ease up on the rigidity for one night and go to that place that isn't your desk. Make some people laugh. Remind yourself that you're still witty with it. Do that thing where you used to put someone onto one of your playlists. Make yourself seen so you can get complimented on your fit like before Come back home with a stupid grin. Wake up feeling like yourself again. You've still got it

i could be having the worst day of my life and still have a joke on standby.