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in texas your apartment lease can be prematurely terminated 7 months before its expiration if a gubernatorial candidate of the state buys out the property and personally venmos you less than half of what your monthly rent was to pack up your whole life with 2 months' notice

@DiegoESosa not my finest hour

@ccedwo @pinguspongo oh hi cedro

i see why people kill themselves

interesting to note that in the 2.5 months that my mom's been confined to the couch on a wound vac in the living room, my dad hasn't tried to sleep in the living room with her. not once.

@Kenn321705 I’ve never stolen an erection in my life.

blessed be queer men… chubby men… fat men…. queer chubby fat men…..

way i worded that sounds like i just discovered depression and suicidal ideation when in fact i am Rediscovering it after being forced back home after 5 yrs w the newfound agency and vocabulary to realize that shit was actually 3x worse than i thought and it was already Horrible

nosy fuck can't mind his business and is always looking for a fucking reason to accuse me of doing hard drugs or driving intoxicated lmao

bought a tallboy ytd to save for early morning when i did laundry/made my bed/took a shower and accidentally left the can in the rr before my dad went in. i took it out immediately after and slept. ik he searched the truck i'm borrowing bc he put 2 cups i had in there in the sink

fucking ridiculous. this can't be the one

professional racists know a little bit of spanish

i empathize though, consuming wellness feels waaayyyy better than implementing it

they are hypnotizing my mom via facebook reels to make health potions and slimes

@Boilers32 It most definitely was not. I would never have forgotten my drugs.

been waiting for this michael jackson rennaisance since i was 12 #goat

voluptuous man

he tryna ignore how the days fade into one another 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Seattle Pride 1991

Chesham Street (1910) - George Washington Lambert (1873–1930)

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