courtney.

ok hear me out. mashup series of Real Housewives Ultimate Girl’s Trip: Below Deck. we follow the crew as a they navigate hosting the most chaotic housewives

@lauraontheroof HELL YEAH

my grandma just asked me to pick up a loaf of cheese. a LOAF, carol?? i need to know if this is a term? is this regional? what is going on

trampoline

you ever feel like you’ve got a spider crawling on you? sometimes it’s a spider

@lauraontheroof yes

i’m gonna be thinking about that assist for days

not looking great for the looming replacement in his future 🥲

ooof clean sheet shot, right off the bat. i just know ramsdale is devastated rn

let me put on something a little more … OSHA certified ;)

feels fucking good to have a team STACKED with gooners. two more days till EPL starts!!

@ultimate_sum holy fuuuuuck sum

@ultimate_sum i am but a simple man!

All a homegrown stalk of corn asks of you is water, sunlight, and time. nyer.cm/r5L0yud

@lauraontheroof GILES MUG

@ultimate_sum reporting for duty sir

when i use a hand grinder for my coffee

emotional support suspiria rewatch

sw*fties trying to unionize as “fanworkers” was NOT on my 2023 bingo card