probably not a

i wake up, there is another psyop

@fleshsimulator kinda wonder how this guy is gonna react

I can't explain it but they made Alvin lightskin

@fleshsimulator god please ive never wanted something more, im begging you lord. let it be done, i’ll start going to church i’ll start reading the bible i’ll walk in the footsteps of your son christ who died on the cross for my sins, which im eternally grateful for (unless noah gets unbanned)

Please stay dead this time

@DkawikaH @XEthan_Carter oh i get it, cuz he’s a monkey, very funny.

@XEthan_Carter This is me as a dad totally unbothered doing something while my kid is using me as a jungle gym 😂

Elon Musk will livestream the game Path of Exile on 𝕏 using Starlink internet while inflight later tonight. "This is a serious stress test of the system, as a dropped connection can result in permadeath."

The psyop worked. I no longer care about the strait of Hormuz. Open, closed? Don't care. New strikes? Don't care. Cities turned to glass in a nuclear Holocaust? Don't care. I'm rewatching True detective season 1 and abusing stimulants.

@fleshsimulator yeah the eternally online bozo definitely wasn’t online and was definitely not purposefully posting knowing that they’d be clowned on for not coming into your twitter spaces that they definitely weren’t aware of / listening to on one of their many throwaways.

You MISSED IT

@uncledoomer @minarchis1 that’s just how white dudes sit when they talk in groups of three. when you plus two of your white friends are chilling ya’ll never sit like that?

@minarchis1 theres no way it wasnt on purpose right?

what it feels like to hang out with your wife's friends' husbands

@SaltyTwatVEVO @fleshsimulator orco was on some shit back in the day, god damn.

1.02 fridges tall

where’s the ai video of lindsey graham taking an fpv drone to the face while inside of a Ukrainian drone factory filmed from the perspective of the drone’s fpv camera? i know it exists, i need it immediately, thank you.

@fleshsimulator if you manage to get noah on the podcast AND also get Uwe Boll back on so it’s just an hour of you two bullying the fuck out of him, i will mail you the keys to my home with the stipulation that you can show up unannounced whenever you want to drink my beers and fuck my wife

Didn't expect me to say yes huh

@fleshsimulator disqualifying someone from buying guns because of shitposting online is so unamerican it’s borderline traitorous and has me worried this weirdo might be apart of some anti american terrorist groups.

Maryland, the state in which I purchased the handgun shown in the video? A hammer-fired Beretta 84BB, approved by the MD firearms board for inclusion on the state handgun roster? The state where I hold both an HQL and a state wear&carry?

@sushiravager @IntoTh3Shadows1 yeah but it’s also called the oldest house

@ccp__bot @IntoTh3Shadows1 Nah, it’s just the conspiracies were there when I was a kid on how it was a government ran op. And Snowden only confirmed the decades old conspiracy theory.

Big Brother IS Watching You 24/7 This is How They're Doing it

@sushiravager @IntoTh3Shadows1 it’s so old they call it the oldest house.

@IntoTh3Shadows1 It’s been there for a long time, it’s not new.

@PatWithTheStrat @volcaholic1 idk, if you think it’s someone who had explosive diarrhea so badly it exploded the taco bell while simultaneously shooting diarrhea and blood all over the wall directly behind the toilet they were using, then yes that’s what you think it is.

@ccp__bot @volcaholic1 Is the right hand picture what I think it is?

This is awful! Many dead (some reports say 29) after a massive fire at a restaurant in the Chom Phon area of Chatuchak, Bangkok, Thailand. It's like a blowtorch coming out of the door 😭

@volcaholic1 looks like the aftermath of a similar situation that happened at my local taco bell.

Aftermath...

@maoistlandlord_ zero likes

@fleshsimulator give him a break, it’s very demoralizing constantly posting to zero likes.

it's been 12 minutes and you have posted NOTHING

@fleshsimulator to be fair noah probably thought streetbeef was an organization for homeless mtf troons.

if you will recall, I said that A, I wasn't going to give noah that big of a platform since he was trying to make this into a huge ass EVENT to boost his career and B, that I was concerned by the number of DM's I was getting warning me that Noah was talking about how he was trying to kill me in the fight so he would get away with it I said I wouldn't be doing streetbeefs, (which I discovered was located in a small town noah lived in for multiple years), and noah went "OH SO YOU THINK I WAS COLLABORATING WITH STREETBEEFS TO FIX THE FIGHT HUH" and so I repeat well... yeah, NOW I do

@TRAPPLATINUM @BrakeJaide85848 @PublicEnemi_No1 you forgot the part where spongebob is up next

@BrakeJaide85848 @PublicEnemi_No1 Bjorks a poverty stricken mother who is losing her vision while raising a son also losing his vision. Shes saving money for an operation to save his eyesight but then gets robbed by a friend, she kills him, son gets eyesight back thanks 2 money, she’s convicted to be hung.

@nullnameguy @TGTM_Official cuz if you shake it more than twice then you’re just playing with yourself

@TGTM_Official and why is this a "problem"?

The part that was cut off in major news outlet after they caught the rocket.

@fleshsimulator until they post their revenue i will be forced to believe that the reason they haven’t been able to finalize their divorce for over three years (lol, lmao even) is because they can’t afford it.

I bring people together