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@SaskLass ...when the game is over...

Canadian Astronaut Humanely Euthanized After Suffering Light Bruise During Takeoff buff.ly/rtDyrKy

@WSOnlineNews How did this guy ever become a Coast Guard captain if he doesn't understand one of the primary points of maritime law?

Labour board upholds firing of Coast Guard captain who ignored mayday call near PEI westernstandard.news/news/labour-bo…

@CanadianPolling Fucking idiots. Clearly, legacy media causes brain damage.

Canadians are just as angry or frustrated towards Trump as they have been for months now, according to new polling from Pollara

Mark Carney, Xi Jinping & Michael Ma “Soft Tone” Keeping all that Motherland criticism on the DOWN LOW… Full video drops TOMORROW on YouTube!

@NobodymrRobert Nice if your filter is in that position. I've never had a vehicle with one that was nicely vertical like that.

Is this brilliant or what.

@TheBabylonBee Perfect

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@junonewscom I had a good guffaw about this this morning. I saw an inane response from Gilmore because some Juno subscriber took it seriously.

Juno News hires Rachel Gilmore as fact-checker junonews.com/p/breaking-jun…

*NOT* an April Fool’s Day Joke…

@rupasubramanya I'm not sure how this is a "nation building" project. It caters to a relatively small part of this nation.... ...and those of us who live west of that corridor are supposed to be happy paying for it. No thanks.

The Conservatives continue to lose the plot but hey what else is new. Why does Pierre Poilievre increasingly sound like Jagmeet Singh. It's a disgrace that a modern G7 country doesn't have high speed rail. And by not building high-speed rail between its major cities isn't being "fiscally responsible," it’s falling behind once again. This is the moment for big, nation-building infrastructure, not timid politics. Thinking small is exactly how Canada got stuck.

@ABDanielleSmith Former teacher here. This needs to happen. It should have started 15-20 years ago.

Schools should be focused on teaching kids how to think, not what to think. Classrooms must be an impartial learning environment that prioritize teaching fundamentals like reading, math and science and support students in developing their own opinions and views. Our students and educators need to be safe in the classroom. We will be strengthening the Education Act to protect them from incidents of violence and aggression with clear standards and expectations. School boards will be held accountable if those standards are not followed.

LIBERALS DO NOT WANT YOU TO SEE THIS

@wyatt_claypool Who is she?

This is bad right? Can we agree this is genuinely just not good music and likely only exists due to subsidies? Skip over the throat singing part, which is its own bag of cats to break down, but she just seems to not be able to hit notes at all.

@CanadianPM Oh, ffs. You're more of an attention-whore than your idiot predecessor.

The world needs more of Canada. Last night, Prime Minister Carney attended the JUNO Awards, celebrating the artists who showcase the very best of our nation.

Michael Ma "I Seen Nothing" full song now on YouTube: youtu.be/ymnp2JP2fDU?si…

@melaniejoly Lose 100,000 jobs, create 720. ...yay...

This investment will strengthen our security and create more than 720 jobs in Quebec, Ontario, and Alberta. This is exactly what our Defence Industrial Strategy achieves: protecting Canada’s sovereignty, and boosting our economy. bloomberg.com/news/articles/…

@KirkLubimov Who is that?

Wtf is going on in Canada?! The NDP convention turned Canada into an international embarrassment, and now this is at the Junos 😮‍💨 What is even going on here?

This is Canada. The nation has turned into a delusional feminized orgy of suicidal empathy and rejection of reason.

@SatireSquadHQ Me, pretty well every time I see another poll.

Who said this?🤔

BREAKING: Orange smoke in Winnipeg, a new NDP leader has been chosen!