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cdiesels

@cdiesels

part time comedian full time retarded

Ewa Beach, HI Katılım Nisan 2019
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Just like ya baby daddy, these potholes stay fckn everybody 😂😂
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Had one haole kid all stoked picking up shells at da beach, i went look and this faka was picking up unkos kimchee clam shells he was throwing in the water 😂😂
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I get one issue with haole’s doing local food reviews 😂 cause what da fuck you mean you disappointed theres no veggies with your poke bowl
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Sis no even bother borrowing your baby daddys hoodie cause you bigger than him
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All you braddahs talkin crazy about Max but you guys neva even win your scrap outside District?
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Dis da fuckin BMF belt not da jew jitsu hugging belt these fakas gotta bang
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Cuz kids nowadays is wild what you mean you like one $150 sprayground backpack? Back in da day one $25 jansport bag was so killa
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Hope my braddahs have one solid week, besides you braddahs dat post matcha late’s on their ig story acting all sassy
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Some of you sistahs only getting choke flowers and chocolates for valentines cause you stay fucking plenty braddahs
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Cuz why i just realized all my life going manapua man i never did eat one manapua from that faka😂
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cdiesels@cdiesels·
Some of your guys taxes going take extra long cause all 8 of ya kids get different last names and da haole at da IRS doing your taxes stay confused.
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Instagram was way more mayjah when Robo was tellin us he run dis gulch, and Philipdabeast was rhyming “stove” with “orange”’ now all we get is suave slap dancing and haole’s in waikiki asking dumb questions
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Her bio: Kaika’s wife❤️🔐 Shayden👦🏽 Kayden👦🏽 Aiden👦🏽 Okayden👦🏽 Kaika’s bio : Local 675 🛠️ Hammahz Union 💨 EwafcknBeach📍 Bitches aint shit 😤😤 Fear no man but god👆🏽
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Local chicks will scrap their nuts faka boyfriend but run away when da cockroach starts flying?
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Dat braddah wit da fat rope chain, lifted yota and mayjah skin fade isnt ghosting you sis… he busy helping santa at the north pole wit da rest of us 5’6 braddahs 🤙🏽😂
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First Rebel Souljahs split up now High Watah splitting up pretty soon going be you and your baby momma splitting up to
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One Hawaiian Kpop song was not on my 2025 bingo card
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Some of you faka’s is only excited for thanksgiving cause you faka’s is some turkeys
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Micah G had one message about making sure you support local. Which i 100% agree you braddahs gotta stop humping these haole mainland hoa’z you gotta support local 🤙🏽
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My braddah in Texas is looking for Polynesian women…. Not to date or anything, The Dallas Cowboys just need a better defense😂
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