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@cade__greer “How dare you order the ass at the assteraunt where the special is ass?!”

Grindr guys are sooo annoying, like sorry im on vacation and have plans and don’t want to drop everything to meet you…why do you have to be rude

@donjackoghue It’s a money making enterprise. You may think you’re doing the fucking, but you’re getting fucked. This is America.

sniffies has made the worst decision ever to take investment from match group a dating app monopoly that pushes aggressive monetisation on tinder, hinge and ok Cupid through gamified design and cheap dopamine rewards that keep users hooked to apps and not actually ‘matching’

@mtracey You should challenge it to a fistfight outside an Embassy Suites.

This dog is barking at me

@juzt_lizi You gotta use that imagination of yours, in case there’s a nuclear holocaust and you’ve gotta jerk it from memory as your skin falls off.

Nudes in a relationship are important. Yes i wanna see your d*ck while i’m at work for the 37rd time

@B0Y_TR0Y Gay rugby tends to just be a pup play sex cult.

@bodycrave John Singer Sargent ass body.

is this body type attractive be honest

@JeffreyxCarter Accidentally chopping your head off.

@TwinkTheory One on the left who got cut off is the one who gets stuck stroking the top’s hair like he’s a golden retriever.

Imagine some bottom shows up expecting to get dicked down and they’re all there on all fours ass out waiting for a top

@hyperflesh Somebody getting creative at the office furniture liquidation sale.

what are thoooooose??

I’m pleasantly surprised that a bar that I terrorized as a 19 year old is still standing and haven’t removed their best feature

@Viggie_Smalls93 USA! USA! USA!

America is worth fighting for

It’s literally all there is to life what are you on about

@sama Your irresponsibility and recklessness are embarrassing and dangerous.

we still get looksmaxxed on frontend a little but we IQmog hard now

@AdamKinzinger @mtracey Sorry we’re not all in on your grift, you twat.

@mtracey The Hampton inn? Class

Still have no idea whatever went on with Trump tonight, just know Jim @Acosta threw a fuckin’ hissing fit. Pussy! Jim, meet me in front of the Hampton Inn: 901 6th St NW Washington, DC 20001 United States

@benfowlkesMMA “Paid stooges”

So jealous of the writer who, while profiling Linda McMahon for The New Yorker, got to tell Werner Herzog that he had been watching Vince’s real family in the ring all those years ago. Then when Werner replies with this you KNOW he went, yeah that’s definitely going in the story.

@souporsonic_ Yes, cuz they cook everything on high

i don't think young people should be spending their time cooking like ever

@Catholicizm1 St. Joan. Most interesting story of the Middle Ages.

If you could sit and talk for 1 hour with any Saint in history, other than Our Lady, who would it be?

@chasingdomes People desperately want to be special.

I cannot understand the affectation. He’s born in Southern California. It’s a Slavic/Arabic/Greek hybrid accent.

@ALEXAGY0 IQ shot up 20 points.

Long time weed smokers who quit, what changes to your mind and body did you notice after you got used to not smoking daily?

@crawlings13 What you describe is true of every faith tradition in America because capitalism and our culture are deeply corrosive to everything meaningful.

American Catholicism is a complex and crumbling mix of ethnic sectarianism, bourgeois middle classism, and ripe, disillusioned ideological revanchism. There are pockets of authentic faith, to be sure, but what largely passes for American Catholicism is barely even Christianity.

@TwinkTheory Peter Thiel, Sam Altman, and Bari Weiss would like to remind you that gays and lesbians can be evil.

Imagine the country actually falls into some sort of fascist state but it’s the Grindr logo that rises to the top of every flag pole. DC is gayer under the republicans than it ever was during the Obama years 😂 like this is the biggest pre correspondents dinner party? Dying