Neil Gordon

Arsonist pretends to be a firefighter, demands you pay to put out the fire he started, then leaves the fire for you to put out — then demands a “world’s best firefighter” award.

Let me say something every Republican needs to hear right now. Trump does not care if you lose. He does not care about your career, your district, your donors, or your family. Trump cares about three things. Money. Attention. Self-aggrandizement. That’s the complete list. And the idea that Trump is going to help Republicans win in 2028 is a bunch of malarkey. You want to know who Trump actually wants as his successor? Gavin Newsom. The narcissistic nihilistic logic is this: you were nothing before I got here and when I leave, you’ll be nothing again. That’s the supreme narcissist’s final move. A Democrat winning in 2028 proves his point perfectly. Don Jr. has already said they want to be the richest family in the world before they leave the presidency. God only knows what they’re doing to get there. So if you’re a Republican still betting your future on this man’s loyalty — understand one thing clearly. There is no loyalty. There is only the transaction. And you’re not the one getting paid.

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The strait was open. He starts a war. The strait closes. The world economy gets fucked. He doesn’t know what he’s doing, he gets bored, he declares victory, and he tells the rest of the world to open the strait, to clean up his mess. He’s such a prick. He’s such a destructive prick.

Should we be concerned that the Secretary of Defense does not understand that NATO is a defensive alliance and not an attack coalition?

Trump at war: 1. Start war. Do not tell allies. 2. Blow stuff up. 3. Demand regime change. 4. Blow up more stuff. 5. Demand unconditional surrender. 6. Get angry when enemy fights back. 7. Make threats. 8. Back down. Repeat. 9. Demand allies finish war. 10. Walk away.

TRUMP: “The world respects us right now more than they have ever respected us before.” - France: closes airspace to our military - Italy: closes their airbase to our military - Spain: closes their bases to our military - Poland: refuses to provide missile batteries to us. Trump doesn’t understand what respect means.

RFK Jr saying "none of the 72 vaccines given to children have been tested against placebo " The reality : - Children are not given 72 vaccines - The ones they are given have been tested against placebo This serial liar is your HHS Secretary.

MAGA is dying. A CPAC attendee: “I think Republicans will get destroyed in the midterms. A lot of people I knew who just voted for Trump because they thought it was cool are just now just being like, 'I can't stand the guy.'”

We are governed by a fucking child. He has the nuclear codes btw.

Trump: “US always rescues Britain.” 457 Brits died in Afghanistan. 179 in Iraq. British forces are still there today. He dodged the draft. We buried our dead. Don’t lecture us on sacrifice.

Absolute humiliation for Trump. A national security expert points out Trump is desperately trying to negotiate the exact same Iran nuclear deal he ripped up in 2018. The US literally went to war just to get back to the agreement they already had. Total incompetence.

THIS IS ABSOLUTE COMEDY 😭 Trump 🇺🇸: I met the owner of Toyota who is 92 years old, in Japan and said 'You are Rich' and then he agreed to invest $10B in US Fun Fact 🚨: The owner of Toyota died in 2023 & the current CEO is aged only 65 y/o 🤣🤣 How does he manage to lie almost everything he speaks?

Tomorrow marks one month since the Iran war began. 13 U.S. troops killed. Over 300 injured. Prices soaring. The stock market is crashing Iran has effectively blocked the Strait of Hormuz. None of the war’s stated goals have been achieved. Donald Trump:

🚨BREAKING: Pam Bondi just said…“Being a citizen in our country is a privilege, not a right.” Citizenship is a right, guaranteed by the Constitution… not something granted based on opinion, loyalty, or who they like. This is authoritarian rhetoric.

Stephen Miller praised Trump for several minutes. Then Trump turned to Kash Patel and said, “Kash, see if you can top that.” Patel: “Mr. President, thank you for delivering the safest country on God’s green Earth.” Straight up North Korea vibes

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 Seven times. That's how many times Democrats have tried to fund TSA, FEMA, and the Coast Guard. And every single time, Republicans have refused. They would rather protect ICE's lawlessness than protect our communities. How despicable.

Making old tweets great again.

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When the president is rude & insane & insulting, he is rude & insane & insulting in our name. All of us. This isn’t a random senile old crank spouting insults. He’s the president of the United States of America. Regardless of your vote, he represents us. And he’s destroying us.