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@manmandangon "ImMigRAntS MakE uS StROnGer"

TENGO UNA AMIGO QUE COBRA MAS BARATO...

@Saskiateague If you'd like to be an American...dm me. 💍👫🤣🤣🤣

A message from the ‘far-right’… We don’t care.

@gatorgar Mrs. Schatner's 6th grade math class. First time I felt sad for my nation.

Where were you when the Challenger exploded during launch? I know a lot of folks were in school and saw it happen live. I wasn’t born yet, but this seems to be one of those moments like the assassination of JFK. Everyone has a story. Tell me yours. I want to hear it.

@KillerXKilled I always told my late wife if we saw this to pull up and let me take one of their cars. I'd drive it to a dirt road and leave it.

@end3of6days9 I did it with "A Time to Kill" by John Grisham. Couldn't stop reading. It's only half the pages of that though.

She woke up at 5:45 in the morning, set up outside with her giant copy of It by Stephen King, and committed to reading all 1,153 pages in a single sitting. She tracked her progress hour by hour, pushed through the sun and wind, took one quick lunch break, and finally closed the book at 7 PM — 13 hours later — with the biggest smile. I actually read Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire in one sitting, and I felt really proud of myself afterward.... and that book is 734 pages. I can’t even imagine powering through all 1,153 pages of It in a single day like she did. There’s something really rewarding about deciding to do something difficult and actually seeing it all the way through. Have you ever finished a book in a single sitting? If so, what book was it?

@WebUndefeated I-10 bridge in Lake Charles...IYKYK

Don't touch the structural rust💀

@Gregoreeee8148 I would've said " Prove you're not homophobic and suck my dick"...IJS

I fucking hate blacks

Now this is a story all about how my life got flipped, turned upside down

@JayJosephVet I grew up I on Barksdale in the 80's, during the cold war, I remember the drills. Sirens would go off and you'd see everyone running to their cars and head out and 5 minutes later huge black clouds from the flightline and a stream of these taking off. Terrifying for a 10 yo.

The B-52 Stratofortress crew can execute a rapid scramble launch from order to engines going within minutes

@TheStingisBack Why did scaffolding explode??? I miss the 80's...

Top Gun turns 40, so does its scrappy “underdog” alternative, Iron Eagle. A logic-defying premise that somehow totally works thanks to killer aerial photography, a wildly charismatic Louis Gossett Jr., and a cracking soundtrack. Totally forgot he played music in the cockpit 🤣

Brilliant.

@GrowingUpRetro WHY DID I REMEMBER EVERY WORD??? I can't remember why I went in the kitchen but I have perfect recall of this?

Watching this commercial for the first time in decades just transported me back to my childhood home. Pure Nostalgia.

@FinancialPhys New jeeps suck. Growing up, we had an '83 CJ 5 and an '86 CJ 7. Those things were engine, transmission, and wheels. We tore them up and just fixed it. Not anymore.

Used car and truck prices will likely continue to climb

@Tommy4Trump420 Can you imagine that at some point someone actually CHOSE to put their dick in her?

Typical Kamala voter!

@mattvanswol Democrats REALLLLLLLY hate id's...IJS

🚨WHAT THE HELL?!!! A North Carolina TEACHER AND FOOTBALL COACH, Kendrick Gonzalez lost his entire career... ..because his childhood "best friend" got arrested for a crime... and told the cops HE was Kendrick Gonzalez. The cops pulled up the DMV photo, saw it wasn't him, and they used his name ANYWAY. Now the REAL Kendrick Gonzalez, a North Carolina teacher and football coach, has a "criminal record" for a crime that happened almost TWO HOURS from where he lives... that was committed by his FRIEND He found out he had a "criminal record" when HR called him during football practice, in front of his kids and staff and they FIRED HIM. He lost his entire career. The City of Charlotte just filed a motion to dismiss his lawsuit because: "a DMV photo not matching the suspect's face isn't "conclusive" proof it's the wrong man..." ...sorry what???? So... anyone can ruin your life by giving the cops YOUR name instead of their real name? THIS IS INSANE!!!!

@RondaRousey will always be my champion! Why was Diaz like "Are you there God, it's me Nate?" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

@Mappy6984 I didn't know this guy had kids...

I know damn well McDonald's didn't screw you on fries big guy. You most definitely had your hands in the bag on the way home

MORE GEORGIA TAXPAYERS LOSING THEIR PROPERTY DUE TO DATA CENTERS!!! ABSOLUTELY NOT. DO NOT COMPLY!!!

@DLoesch What type of person are you to inspire this and not change? She really is awful.

This is AMAZING

@TaraBull He was looking for trouble and found it. I learned that lesson a long time ago, long before the internet. He isn't that lucky. He's going to jail and we'll see how his ideology holds up...probably about as well as his ass will...IJS

I'm seeing a lot of mixed feelings wnf curious what you all think: Do you think Chud the Builder deserves to serve time in prison or should the charges be dropped?